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Sometimes logging on to Bluesky is like playing everyone's new favorite party game: Did Something Stupid Just Happen or Is This Just Rolling Discourse?
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Most books do not need to be over 300 pages.
Most stories do not need to be over 300 pages.
An ongoing series of standalone fantasy pulpy adventure novels featuring a group of sellswords, thieves, and assholes going on jobs and learning the meaning of friendship and found family.
No wars. No chosen ones. Other than the first book, they can be read in any order.
Post your favorite THE LORD OF THE RINGS character. Wrong answers only.
Every few months, I need to remind myself that these two sweet potatoes exist and the world is a better place for it.
And even when someone does, everyone who watches it tries to find the trickity-trick and the gotcha hidden mystery moments.
When did everyone start over-complicating television shows? Was it LOST? Did LOST break everyone's brain and make them see zebras instead of horses?
The cover of The Feywild Job by C. L. Polk
So I don't know what to say about this book. Ten years after Saeldian ditched Kell in Baldur's Gate, they're back together for one last job
Kell will get everything he ever wanted. Saeldian will lose everything they have except the power that keeps them safe--but it's the least they can do for him.
I love everything about this. I can not wait to read it!
I took a similar class in undergrad, as well. The guy who taught the class in high school was a card-carrying atheist/agnostic. The college professor was an actual, honest-to-god (heh) preacher.
It was always kind of silly to me and, yes, we went to church every Sunday, but I spent most of the time looking at the statues and stained glass and randomly flipping through the missal.
But, junior year of honors English was "The Bible as Literature" and, yeah...
I would die for them.
IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot
THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him
THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me
YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care
BECAUSE my position is immutable
Iβm panic-buying a bunch of classic cartoons on blu-ray. Just cracked open some Looney Tunes and, yβall, itβs really healing.
I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.
FWIW the fictional governing body of the show lore, the House, was formed because rampant betting and interference/cheating by the rich accidentally caused WW I. hah haaah but that would never happen.
at my cross stop the other day someone was walking their happy dog who was so nice and sweet and I said βaww hi puppy!β and the guy was like βumm, /dog/, but yes heβs very friendlyβ
when I tell you I just about roundhouse kicked that motherfucker into space. the gobsmackery gave me tinnitus
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."
Luckily we have a lot of brand new concentration camps to send them to for contempt...
Genocide Johnny really hit the jackpot. Wiping out entire countries full of brown people rather than shooting them with a shotgun one at a time.
Assuming the screws that control dopamine are still in his broken brain box, he must be flying high.
Photo of Andrea LaFlamme wearing a shirt with the Desmond Tutu quote, "If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor."
Hi everyone! My name is Andrea LaFlamme and I'm running to unseat Susan Collins in the US Senate. I'm a feminist public health professor and the ONLY candidate in this race who has worked in education, municipal health, and as an elected union leader. (1/2)
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Catwoman from Day One.
It's world book day! (I think...)
#worldbookday #booksky
Preorder a book!!
sidequested.com/book
I guarantee it's good. And funny. Ask around.
I've fallen down the strangest YT rabbit hole: reaction videos of ONLY episodes 6 and 7 of the second season of WEDNESDAY.
As a writer, I find the name "Markwayne Mullin" highly offensive.
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
A MIDSUMMER NIGHTβS DREAM
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