Jake’s Springtime Surprise 🌸

Yet full on hog right in my face they let go

Happy birthday!! 🎉🥳🤗

Look at you 🥰🥰🥰

Congrats!!

No clue 🤣

I have no idea 🤣

I’ve never played a Pokémon game. Should I? 😬

Say less 🍦🍆

Amazing!!! 🎉🥳

My face: My personality:

Watch and learn 🍆

I think it’s closed lol

Love it!!

The amount of posts I’ve reported this weekend 😒

Yeah @moderation.bsky.app is like broken right now.

Yes 🧜‍♀️

Don’t get me wrong, I love peen 🤣 but LABEL IT!

I don’t even follow these people. My discover tab was full of them 😱

I know this message is directed towards me personally 🥰

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Sending dicks your way 🍆

you, in another decade

But like c’mon people be courteous and label your stuff! 😤

I’ve had to report so many unlabeled dicks today 🤣

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Why are there so many unlabeled dicks on my timeline tonight? 🫣

Easy access?

Of course had to roll up to Outback for the Croc-tails 🐊

I think it’s cute!

I loved it!

This was a great movie! One of Pixar’s best films in recent years. Highly recommend 🦫 #Hoppers

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Not Pixar giving Mayor Jerry the furriest chest on Earth 😂😂😂 #Hoppers