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I don't know if it says more about me, or about the state of the country that I've exhausted my ability to feel morally outraged about this and instead immediately jump to wondering how his remaining supporters are going to rationalize this away.
Maybe they'll say it makes him Jeffersonian.

07.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I would but you disabled quotes and replies, so I guess I'll keep that knowledge to myself.

07.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

editor's note: it was in fact her job

07.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1205 πŸ” 89 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 3
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07.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 366 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

A homophobic Manowar fan might be the funniest type of guy in existence. And yes, I've encountered them too.

07.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The frustrating part is that there are ways to insert leftism into black metal without making it contrived. You can write about proto-feminist European witch cults or the vodoun practices of rebeling Carribean slaves. Just screaming canned Marxist slogans over blastbeats is goober shit.

07.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a problem of commitment. The vast majority of leftists these days are too neurotic and afraid to post cringe to operate with the sort of reckless abandon necessary to make really good black metal.
You need to suffer from adult chuunibyou to really pull it off.

07.03.2026 17:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reverence for the Kings of Hell, by Apochryphal Revelation 5 track album
07.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It would be easier if leftist black metal wasn't largely dogshit.

07.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I think finding an uninhabited island in the middle of the Atlantic and letting them try to build Rapture there might not be the worst option.

07.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

07.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 5708 πŸ” 718 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 39

My fear is that if they could be educated at all, they wouldn't be what they are. Some people are just impervious.

07.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I try not to constantly paint everybody as stupid. I try. But I fail. 80+ percent of republicans support this and believe every word out of his mouth. I'm sorry I can't call that anything but stupid. Bunch of worthless hog people who need reeducation

07.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

There must be a dead shonen protagonist rotting away in a ditch somewhere because Donald Trump stole his plot armor.

07.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's so fucking cool, man!

07.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Publicly most of them probably won't say anything.
Privately, though, I don't think it's possible to pretend that 'this guy you've devoted your life to has been credibly accused of child rape multiple times' doesn't exist. They have to be turning it over in their heads, trying to find an angle.

07.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if it says more about me, or about the state of the country that I've exhausted my ability to feel morally outraged about this and instead immediately jump to wondering how his remaining supporters are going to rationalize this away.
Maybe they'll say it makes him Jeffersonian.

07.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The rural hardware store is the hipster coffee shop of 2026, except real.

07.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There must be a dead shonen protagonist rotting away in a ditch somewhere because Donald Trump stole his plot armor.

07.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having this take in 2026 should get you kicked off the internet. To say nothing of thinking this is somehow a novel view.

07.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Ravens gave them the 14th pick and next year's #1. The Pats would've had to give up multiple picks this year and next year's #1 to match that. Not worth it.

07.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ravens are in a much different spot with their roster makeup and long-term outlook than the Pats. This is the kind of deal you make if you see it as an all-in year.

07.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn't have. Not even close. I'd have offered 31 and that's it.

07.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm guessing a bunch of Mormons misinterpreting their own scripture is responsible for that Midwestern cluster.

06.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's wild is that these men's faces are exact mathematical inverses of each other.

06.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The rural hardware store is the hipster coffee shop of 2026, except real.

07.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We can hope!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing...

07.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They're going to be desperate to force a speedy conclusion, and that is troubling.

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gog is a guy and Magog is his mom

06.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

every time you purchase an unfamiliar cheese, you are gambling with your life

06.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0