The Chopped Unc and the Sea
13.03.2026 02:46
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The Chopped Unc and the Sea
Someone who feels the need to drop a word like "frisson" into an answer to an interview question should strapped to a gurney and muzzled like Hannibal Lecter.
The Chopped Unc and the Sea
This gormless con artist who looks like a PS2 npc has access to all your deepest secrets and feeds it into a machine that tells teenagers to kill themselves. But if we stop believing in his company, we won't have an economy anymore. How did this happen? Who knows?!
I genuinely think people who feel like they get to say these things out loud should be made to fear for their lives.
Someone who feels the need to drop a word like "frisson" into an answer to an interview question should strapped to a gurney and muzzled like Hannibal Lecter.
Trump is the leader of the pedophile protection party.
Trump is in the Epstein files 38,000 times.
Trump wrote to Epstein about their “wonderful secret.”
Trump flew on Epstein’s private jet (and lied.)
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Every profile of right-wingers is just “Did you know right-wingers are cruel, selfish, and incurious??? Did you ever notice this??? Wowww,” and I’m kind of tired of outlets trying to convince me any of this is novel or fascinating
We talk a lot about the American Treatlerite phenomenon, but that shit cuts both ways. If you suddenly force hundreds of millions of people to experience a significant downgrade in their quality of life, that kind of shit invariably invites violent responses.
The Substance (2024, Coralie Fargeat)
Killface was definitely a better father.
Only the pre-Soundtracks for the Blind stuff, I'm afraid.
Mina, do you like The Chameleons?
The Substance (2024, Coralie Fargeat)
My "definitely not running an insolvent Ponzi scheme" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my offer to pay my employees in company scrip.
And to be clear, I'm not talking about the ~25% that is in the cult and will never stop supporting him. I'm talking about the much larger segment of the population that still believes in the system writ-large.
Radiant.
Failed physical.
Raiders are screwed.
My "definitely not running an insolvent Ponzi scheme" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my offer to pay my employees in company scrip.
I would feel very good about Trigg on day 2.
I think there's a good chance the Pats go TE on day 1 or 2 now
Doubs is probably going to have a similar role in the offense to guys like Chris Hogan and Brandon LaFell
Doubs is a very different type of player than Diggs was last year. He's a proper X receiver. I think this is going to mean more targets for both Douglas and Chism.
2026 will be the year of the Younghoenaissance. I can feel it.
The one thing I'd legitimately like an answer to is, how did he become friends with Bill Belichick?