Aaron

M&S brand deal?!

Get yourself a HelloKlean shower head king! It's an impurity filter rather than a softener, but it fixed my itchy skin overnight. Oh and the pressure boost slaps too

... is this what we can look forward to now you're in the south

I got rid maybe a month ago. Opened the website this week and immediately realised I didn't regret that. I miss what twitter once was, but that has sadly gone now

Estonia arguably too high, here

I missed the memo and thought we were discussing like. Putting a JBL speaker on the moon and serenading the aliens with hot n cold

I remember when hitting "Download image" on a Google search result would download the image. Simpler times

Proper Sunday task today. Sometime in recent history, OneDrive expanded its empire to the git repos on my old home laptop, syncing well over 100k files within (mostly node_modules). Now, to make either laptop or cloud service usable again, I must unpick this mess. 😒

iCarly | Carly Gets Blinded YouTube video by Brian Phan

absolutely sick of getting iCarly'd every time I sit at a new desk in this office youtu.be/-W7hobyPyJ4

external monitor that adjusts to your brightness and white balance settings when you plug your laptop in.

I'm somewhat familiar with the route! And, to my detriment, also enjoy trains

I know a fixmystreet instance *hates* to see you coming

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If this team name hadn't won organically, I would have had to step in. @octopus.energy #SavingSessions is so back, baby 🔥

Not the dinos for the table 😭 A charcuteroar if you will

Email from Transport for London, subject line: "What do you think about authenticator apps?"

Sadiq, I thought you'd never ask

Bought a diffuser that smelt nice in the shop and is utterly repugnant now I've opened it. Devastating. Absolutely weekend-ruining stuff.

Push notification from Home Connect app: "Machine care recommended"

The Internet of things we were promised: fridge that does your shopping

The IoT we got: dishwasher in my dms when it wants attention

Struggling to process the idea that this isn't a habbo hotel reference

Sorry the USB

No, I don't want AI to rewrite the messages my friends send me. Call me when it can put messages and memes in separate inboxes.

Save the cash, it's more fun on foot

Various firmware updated. Motion smoothing off. Mobile contract explained. Feet up, it's Christmas 🎄

Based. I'd be following your lead if I didn't need the car specifically for ferrying a bunch of friends unburdened with licenses. Or perhaps... 🤔

don't make me put my teeth back in

nerd

Real ones know

Famously samey Spotify Song Radio just dropped two extraordinary left-field bangers on the post-function bus journey. Convinced it did it just because sober me won't believe it in the morning.

First for everything. Solid username btw

Aaron with his silly magnet cooker

Having an induction hob has aged me by a decade. Simply because it has become a core hobby of mine. Not even cooking with it, just talking about it. Look!

This is funny if it's for work, but it's really funny if it isn't