i would not, obv
10.03.2026 00:33
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im going to steal your jewels*
*pistachios
10.03.2026 00:32
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facts... but said in evil tone or something fs
10.03.2026 00:31
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even i'm not that evil 💅
*throws sourise a small wheel of cheese and steals the rest*
10.03.2026 00:21
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Don't forget to set your clock on fire, because time is meaningless
08.03.2026 05:59
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river odder on a phone that looks like a piece of driftwood (legit cool design) suddenly freezes with a somber look of realization that there's no way to deny his involvement in the plotting to steal your jewels
don't act like you're not a part of this river odder... we recorded the calls 😈
10.03.2026 00:13
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who tf you callin fat??
09.03.2026 22:27
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both of us 😈
09.03.2026 22:25
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just me, unfollow her 😈
09.03.2026 22:19
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gfy 💅
the ppl can decide for themselves 🙄
09.03.2026 22:19
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Some around here need a check engine light for their ego.
09.03.2026 12:52
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this might be about me ydk
09.03.2026 19:17
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Monday: *exists*
Me: *serves a Cease and Desist order*
09.03.2026 12:30
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every so often a problem comes along and ruins your whole life. i am that problem.
09.03.2026 12:22
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asking websites to verify they're a computer before i enter
09.03.2026 14:52
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accurate. i'm the cute twin. she just calls me evil bc she jelly 💅
that pic is still her tho not me
you can tell bc those chonky cheeks😒
09.03.2026 18:55
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b*tch is lyin
that's her
09.03.2026 18:37
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i'm the evil one tho... so unlike yourcatbuttface, when i repost this... i may mean it... ydk do you? no 😐💅
09.03.2026 18:31
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ty💅😈✨
09.03.2026 18:28
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im new to being evil still
09.03.2026 16:02
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oh wait... umm i mean ty👿✨?
09.03.2026 16:02
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ty✨
09.03.2026 16:01
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yeah that's similar to what i had too but i just assumed it was a snow thing i didn't know about
09.03.2026 16:00
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don't feel bad, i'm locked out of my main temporarily and 3/4 my moots still won't even follow me back
... but feel a lil bad, bc i decided to make this an evil alt, so... EVIL✨ or something idk
09.03.2026 04:40
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it was forced upon me by the fates... and a login issue
09.03.2026 04:34
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be the bag they’ll regret fumbling
09.03.2026 04:27
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her: say something dirty
me: your mom
her: 😱
me: this my evil alt, you knew that 💅
09.03.2026 04:29
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yes
09.03.2026 03:52
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revengelight savings time *maniacal laugh*
09.03.2026 03:52
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