Theo

Just getting ready for Loaded with @yossikink.bsky.social 😘

Sam is doing an excellent job at keeping me excited about the future in spite of the horrors

Really?
I like playoffs, but six doesn't work for any neat tournament structure. And recently the promoted sides have been relegated immediately (til this season). I'm not sure expanding so the 8th place side gets a chance will help with that. It just punishes sides that do better through the season

What with finally getting into Balatro and this coming to Switch, I fear I'm going to be rather less productive in the next month

Was reviewing my profile which is totally a thing that normal people do, and...
I completely blanked this resolution from my mind on about Jan 5th.

Unless porn has lied to me, you can do both at the same time

Not that surprising. They have a natural disposition towards pushing their bodies to the limits and training every muscle group.

Mishapes*
I'm jealous

I assume they've not done that one yet either then.

Disco 2000 definitely also qualifies as a "song they did", even if you're not a Pulp nerd

Congrats on the diagnosis

I think *because it's piss* some boys get in their heads about how nasty it must taste. When really it's not a particularly noteworthy flavour. Morning piss is probably an acquired taste though.

(And you should, boys drinking piss are hot - find a dom willing to really hydrate first and don't do it early in a morning to start with!)

You get used to it with practise

I mean it's really flexibility training but perhaps that doesn't accurately represent the workout.

USA skating team in lycra outfits

I particularly like the "fem twink" long socks

The Team USA speed skating outfit is literally what you would get if you searched "Captain America lycra fetish"

This would have been a GIF but Tenor's library is sadly lacking both Simpsons and Crocodile Dundee clips.

"You call that a knife?"

"...no?"

I'm sure you meant this to look "like he does in the game" but this looks like an intentional style choice which works. Very memeable!

It's hard to take the Olympics seriously when the commentators moan things like "Ohhh, a messy load!"

I know it's not strictly how dates work, but I'm still grateful that I'm only "more than ten years older than my boyfriend" for three weeks per year

You'll be getting pretty used to it then?

Oh sure, but if we're talking about a world where there actually is an intelligence to AI and boomers can ask it any solvable question and get an instant accurate response. In that world, might be easier than convincing them to investigate password managers.

But that supposes AI that is actually "intelligent" rather than what LLMs do.
Also, even in the case that it was possible, getting your password from something that's logging your conversation is pretty stupid.

I think if AI actually worked as advertised, this would be a reasonable use for it for people who suck at internet security. Generating passwords that meet security requirements, with a sufficient degree of randomness to be fundamentally uncrackable, but crucially, in a form that could be memorised.

Pancake day is one of those "holidays" that I never realise is happening until late afternoon on the actual day when people start posting about it. I enjoy pancakes enough that I would probably make the effort with advance warning.

This is just "we used to appreciate [thing] more when it was worse and harder to get hold of"

He looks too much like an estranged Chuckle Brother

I'm really not sure. He's in most of my media