Sam

I was on the daily news, ny post, and ny times website this week. That’s kinda sick.

My knees hurt, my allergies are killing me and I hate the government. I’m this close to yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

When my students try doing crazy stuff like climbing furniture or trying to jump off shit, I like to grab them off and say “sorry, no parkour in school.” #paraprofessional

Oh and for the record:

Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Elon Musk
ACAB
Black Lives Matter
Trans rights are human right

Just in case you wanted my vibes. Also cringe is fun.

You know when you get weird vibes from someone and you don’t know why because they seem like a cool person BUT then you realize why the vibes are off? Yeah. Trust your gut.

Oh fuck, I keep forgetting y’all are here. My bad.

The urge to tell a coworker to fuck off is more tempting then the last Oreo

I’m currently in hell. And by that I mean in a cab with the driver playing gospel music.

Funny how musk isn’t cutting or gutting his contract and government draining billing!

I’m so over how ghetto this country is becoming

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Actually never mind….i want raising canes.

Yes, we are in a capitalistic scape. Yes this is the dystopian future we’ve been dreading….. but man I really want some boneless chicken wings.

I mean this more than I ever have. My tummy hurts, and I hate the government.

I HATE WHEN NIGGAS TRY TO GASLIGHT YOU

So TikTok is back and I am emotionally exhausted. So I think I’m just gonna stick to this for a while? Idk.

I started a rednote account yesterday. Mostly to be a dickhead but let’s see how it goes.

Right now I’m at the TWA hotel at a conference and this is the coolest hotel I’ve ever been to

I have watched Elf and the polar express 3 times each this week. All of which was against my wishes but tis the season or whatevs

Remember when temu exploded like people never heard of wish before?

My cab driver definitely just farted but you know what, we’re just both gonna ignore that lol

Comic about a zombie biting a man only to discover he was cake.

Okay. This is the dumb joke I over-committed to. Feel free to give it more credit than it deserves.

These babes make me so happy

Scary Hexmas beasties #monsterhigh

If one more fucking Lyft driver cancels on me I’m gonna shove this wrapping paper where the coal comes from!

3. Get a tattoo ✔️

Dear @mta.info

Then turn the payment option on for the back door!

Sincerely, a commuter who could give a damn but won’t

To do list for today:

1. Go to the doctor ✔️
2. Eat the best pizza in queens ✔️
3. Get a tattoo