climbfable

Honestly, it's kind of no wonder the U.S. is in such a state at this point when we can't even get our national act together and stop doing Daylight Savings . . .

I (almost) always drink my tea unsweetened, but that doesn't mean I don't find it mystifying how one of my friends likes her coffee black. The fact I don't care for coffee surely has nothing at all to do with that.

This is a ludicrously basic political observation. Anyone in politics who hasn't made it on their own is very much not qualified to be in politics.

Oooh, very good! Petals and snow sounds like a very pretty combination too

She seems pretty convinced that she is, in fact, allowed in there

If only I had the money to burn, I so badly want a finished basement . . .

It occurs to me that a partial cause for being a little too depressed at the moment may be that I may be feeling a little too creatively unfulfilled . . .

He WOULD.

striking photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. The entire photo is almost entirely a velvety black except a curving line of white fur and the cat's gold eye which are illuminated by a sliver of sunbeam.

Stunning portrait of The Morsel by my boyfriend.

Can I not have the executive dysfunction please? I have things to do AND I'm supposed to keep myself alive? That's a full-time job! It should be someone else's job.

. . . Also I'm kind of depressed and getting things done is . . . not happening. I demand photosynthesis.

I somehow missed this a day or so ago. I had heard reports previously of playing of ice cream truck music but not of actual trucks but it doesn't surprise me as much as it should. So much rage.

The horrors continue here in Minnesota and some of it is so cartoonishly evil it sounds made up.

I have been informed by the humans back home that one of the cats apparently managed to get herself high off a spilled patch of Old Bay seasoning. Rolling in it like catnip and all. Because nothing is sacred and heavens forbid stepping away for a moment for a broom or something . . .

CATS

Brilliant. A true ninja turtle.

That's . . . impressive. How would he come to that conclusion in the first place, coming from A FAMILY OF ARTISTS?

Why is executive dysfunction?

Also why do *I* have to feed me, can't that be someone else's job?!

Two black geese with white cheek patches are seen poking their heads up over a snow bank. The one in the foreground is in sharp focus and has its beak open showing its tongue.

<*Attenborough voice*> As the days lengthen and winter retreats, the cobra chickens slowly emerge from under the snow
#birds

It's interesting how the longer my hair gets, the lighter it looks . . .

Loons!

oh christ I wasn't even thinking about the hassle of resetting the cat for DST

You know this is fake news because if he had tried, he would have had the lost-wallet power-up and definitely would've succeeded

Okay, hear me out: I think they might like you

Closed, locked, buried ten feet deep in the back yard.

I would so sign up for that class!

Exactly. Doesn't matter how much you know discretion's worth, sometimes you just have to yap

A friend did a sketch based on one of my cats, and I cannot overstate how cute it was. Some people not being professional artists is a tragedy to the world . . .

Oh my. Yeah, haven't had that exact set of events, but I've been there!

What a perfect name for a perfect cat!

Sometimes where you expect to feel least lonely is just where you feel loneliest. I could really use a cat on me . . .

I love this so incredibly much