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Cis gay Jewish atheist weirdo who stays home every Saturday night pretending he’s at a drive-in. I work in post. I like disco. “Makes the Internet suck" -Seth Abramson Lebbertoxd: https://boxd.it/Wehd

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07.03.2026 03:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oh no lmao I should have just looked up the title, my fault. Yes the movie!

07.03.2026 03:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I haven’t gotten around to the two I would see, but I will!

07.03.2026 03:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no opinion about Timothée Chalamet because except for the cannibal thing and MARTY SUPREME his career has been a tour through almost every kind of movie I wouldn’t want to see. This isn’t a criticism, the list is quirky and personal and it’s funny how closely it’s lined up. Just one of those things

07.03.2026 03:05 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Yeah I don’t like them, as I think a pretty big fan of onion and garlic that’s still not where I want to taste them

07.03.2026 02:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Baby steps

07.03.2026 00:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wait, fascists turn on each other? Well now I’ve seen everything

07.03.2026 00:23 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

And done hearing songs I didn’t pick, and also with the daily sports show censoring. Everything’s coming up Milhouse

07.03.2026 00:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pretty gorgeous place though!

07.03.2026 00:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She is hugely talented and an inspiration to many and basically royalty, but I just plain don’t like listening to the songs. Nor the ones from the girl group she was in

07.03.2026 00:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh not at all, just the first things that pop up when you search “fireworks” haha

But I am always reluctant to post online the name of this singer whose work I don’t like, for I have been online before. That probably narrows it down to about two, and it’s not Taylor Swift

06.03.2026 23:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

GOT THE SEED OUT OF MY TEETH

06.03.2026 22:34 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

it is bad to treat everything bagels as your default sandwich bagel btw. But after saying “no tomatoes” 3x and then getting tomatoes, I wasn’t going to fight that battle too

06.03.2026 21:46 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

For work I’m listening to song after song from a hugely popular artist whose music I don’t like, as some seed from an everything bagel I didn’t ask my lunch sandwich to be made with will…not…get unstuck from between two teeth

The speed with which I am gonna shoot out of here into the weekend

06.03.2026 21:44 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

this might sound controversial to some, but i think there is too much going on.

06.03.2026 20:57 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Saw someone describing “The White Lotus genre” as “things that attack the 1%, marketed to the 5%” and boy does that sum up way too much progressive economic policy and messaging output the past several years tbqh

06.03.2026 18:26 👍 183 🔁 38 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 15:06 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I will sometime finish the first but feel like there’s some basic level on which I don’t understand it. When it introduced the characters and that messed-up experiment I was like “uhhh all those kids are dead” but then it just, doesn’t get into that? Real weird to me

06.03.2026 14:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
preston foster in heat lightning looking kinda like a great comedian

preston foster in heat lightning looking kinda like a great comedian

Preston Foster as Pre-Code Norm Macdonald

06.03.2026 03:00 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

sir the fence just fell down, now it’s going everywhere slowly

06.03.2026 01:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah you do, she still works in the federal government. And so do you

06.03.2026 00:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

by the time I was on Twitter for a year it was obvious that people tend to see (or maybe just to want) a design and an agenda in inconsistent moderation, when really it’s just inconsistent moderation even in that sense

And I feel like that’s a less insulting way to put this

05.03.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nm they just transferred her 🙃

05.03.2026 19:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

guess you can change her employment status though

05.03.2026 18:54 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll admit I sometimes seek it out just to verify I’m not any less of a bitch. Wouldn’t want that to get rusty

05.03.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

By the tenth time someone got disintegrated with that same effect I was thinking this could be history’s longest screensaver

05.03.2026 18:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

as we head into the second Trump presidency, you too may be fearing you will never hear a right-wing voice outside of your federal government and every news source. That’s why I urge you to follow my magazine, National Asshole

17.11.2024 02:04 👍 44 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 2

Oh you want a house on TOP of the toxic waste dump. “Half-submerged” isn’t good enough apparently. La di da, Your Majesty

05.03.2026 17:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oof. Forgot I, FRANKENSTEIN existed.

Although give me credit, that took a few years and I, FRANKENSTEIN seems to forget it exists while it’s still playing

05.03.2026 17:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0