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X. Wardell 28 - They/Them - Detroit, MI - Engaged Software/Game developer. Shameless nerd. Comically transparent. Plays dress up as a robot bee because cosplay is fun. Sole proprietor of cyfurnetika.com xander.pizza

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do not be a rube and give this site or any other site your ID

29.09.2025 02:56 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Almost made eye contact with another human being, I gotta chow down on Tylenol to restore my tism meter

22.09.2025 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.09.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 3157 πŸ” 789 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 6

I got filtered by Last Judge. I am not what Pat and Willie would call a freakbeast as it would turn out.

Objectively a goodass game tho

18.09.2025 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One could hope, but we still have people whitewashing slavery and the antebellum south so I fear empathy will likely not prevail.

17.09.2025 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.09.2025 14:40 πŸ‘ 11080 πŸ” 4659 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 257
A lazy edit of Silksong key art changing the text to "Hollow Knight Simpsons" and making hornet look like Lisa simpson

A lazy edit of Silksong key art changing the text to "Hollow Knight Simpsons" and making hornet look like Lisa simpson

16.09.2025 20:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who owns a working. virtual boy (weird flex, I know), this is genuinely bizarre.

12.09.2025 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had the audacity to be too busy to play Silksong within a week of release so now I’ve been spoiled on so much shit by game news articles, yt thumbnails, etc. that I’m no longer excited in playing a game I’ve been waiting 6 years for.

10.09.2025 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Live to cause their funerals

10.09.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yea we’ve gotten to a point where abstractions like β€œfiles” and their locations is no longer a prerequisite for computer usage.

09.09.2025 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly. My favorite example is super meat boy, which has gameplay that requires a lot of hand-eye coordination but is perhaps the least punitive game ever made.

09.09.2025 16:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The misinformation about LLMs in the general public (people acting like it is or could become sapient) makes me believe we need basic computer science as part of grade school curriculum. It's hard to convey the limitations of these things when most people don't seem to know how computers work.

08.09.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yea, the term "difficulty" is a lot fuzzier than many seem to realize, especially when you get into testing the player's mental vs physical responses and what the punishments are for failing those tests.
It's not quantifiable like a game's performance or hardware requirements.

08.09.2025 19:45 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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oooogh gnnn grum gooo grrr

07.09.2025 22:49 πŸ‘ 3635 πŸ” 1562 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 32
06.11.2024 12:00 πŸ‘ 12607 πŸ” 6310 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 81

Oh no, @draggro.bsky.social β€˜s back pics got leaked! /j

08.09.2025 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ChatGPTerminator

05.09.2025 13:52 πŸ‘ 1111 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
A drawing of Henry Mitchell, the smiling, bespectacled dad from the comic strip Dennis The Menace.

A drawing of Henry Mitchell, the smiling, bespectacled dad from the comic strip Dennis The Menace.

Who's the worst cartoon character?

I vote Henry, the dad from Dennis the Menace. He's a mask deliberately invented to whitewash the identity of his creator, Hank Ketcham, one of the worst men to ever make comics.

It's gonna take a thread.

01.09.2025 05:08 πŸ‘ 2983 πŸ” 1136 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 334

As I grow older, I find myself wanting to consume content from those who know and do things rather than those who are merely loud and good at doing bits. Perhaps time has become more precious to me.

29.08.2025 00:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t evidence-based, but I feel that as mediums have become less demanding of one’s active engagement, media trends select more for those with natural charisma rather than those with knowledge, skill, or talent beyond being situationally entertaining.

29.08.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.08.2025 15:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Explore the State of Michigan

27.07.2025 11:37 πŸ‘ 1184 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 14

Watched all of the Atari 50 documentary videos.
That company really did just drop some of the best arcade games of all time, create the first viable game console, and then disintegrate.

22.08.2025 02:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alien feels like a franchise where my enjoyment is contingent on explicitly ignoring the concepts of canon and continuity.
There’s like 7 Alien movies, and like 3 of them are good if I’m being generous to Romulus, and Ii gets worse if you count AVP and other weird crossover media.

21.08.2025 02:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGenAI is the future whether you like it or not,” he said, suspiciously not wearing a Vision Pro, nor taking his pay in crypto to spend in the metaverse.

13.08.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just so we’re clear, he’s absolutely getting away with the Epstein stuff.

13.08.2025 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, another episode of β€œI feel like I’m going crazy because all of this horrible shit is happening out in the open and I’m the only one who actually pays attention”

13.08.2025 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A three-panel composite from the movie HACKERS, the coolest movie.
Dade Murphy: I got a record! I was 'Zero Cool'!
Paul Cook: Zero Cool? Crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988.

A three-panel composite from the movie HACKERS, the coolest movie. Dade Murphy: I got a record! I was 'Zero Cool'! Paul Cook: Zero Cool? Crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988.

Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate.

10.08.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 853 πŸ” 306 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 22
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Wren when asked what they would do with a tamagotchi

07.08.2025 20:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0