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Esports jack-of-all-trades. Freelance coach, commentator, tournament organizer, and streamer. They/them, polyam. Twitch.tv/consort

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Scrubs revival is apparently on the same lines as previous seasons which unfortunately means it hasn't solved it's biggest problem:
JD being the dullest lamest manchild in fiction only barely tolerated because he's entertaining when Turk is on the screen too.

07.03.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They went put the fx team through all that trouble just to tell them to get bent, used AI instead, then kept that terrible impression. One has to wonder if it was really the visuals that were really hurting that scene before it was finished cause it's certainly the audio now.

07.03.2026 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every day I understand more and more how this costume was fooling people

06.03.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 441 ๐Ÿ” 63 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or just maybe, Paul agrees with the guy. I know, a software engineer agreeing with a software engineer on vibe-coding, wild idea.

07.03.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bodycam video contradicts ICE claims in fatal shooting of U.S. citizen Ruben Ray Martinez in Texas Video of last year's fatal shooting of Ruben Ray Martinez obtained by CBS News appears to contradict claims that Martinez was shot by an ICE agent because he "accelerated" and "intentionally ran over"...

DHS claimed "an ICE agent had fired 'defensive shots' into Martinez's vehicle after Martinez 'intentionally ran over' another agent."

But body cam video now "shows that Martinez's vehicle, a blue Ford Fusion, was stationary or going at a very low rate of speed when he was fatally shot."

07.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3634 ๐Ÿ” 1707 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68 ๐Ÿ“Œ 107

I served, you're absolutely full of shit. The poster or book with forbidden tattoos is older than either of us. And I was a combat medic, saw plenty of infantry with ink and none of it racist symbols. Because they wanted to stay in the military.

06.03.2026 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1263 ๐Ÿ” 234 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

So let me get this straight ...

1. US bombs Iran
2. Oil price goes up a bit, benefitting Russia's petrostate
3. Russia gives Iran targeting info
4. Oil price shoots WAY up
5. US unsanctions Russian oil

06.03.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3320 ๐Ÿ” 1263 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 154 ๐Ÿ“Œ 86
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Always just enough democrats to crush anything thats good. Its a scam folks.

06.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1636 ๐Ÿ” 334 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Weird that you treat this like a game to win lol

07.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
brianmcginnisnc
Brian McGinnis' wife has
NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital.
He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries.
Legal counsel has also been denied access.
A Marine veteran.
A firefighter.
A father of four.
And his family still cannot see him.

brianmcginnisnc Brian McGinnis' wife has NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital. He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries. Legal counsel has also been denied access. A Marine veteran. A firefighter. A father of four. And his family still cannot see him.

so apparently Brian McGinnis has been denied access to both his family and legal representation since a sitting senator broke his arm

06.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1814 ๐Ÿ” 798 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

06.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4914 ๐Ÿ” 1237 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

freshy baked ๐Ÿช

06.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3441 ๐Ÿ” 505 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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06.03.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4470 ๐Ÿ” 1335 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Or insisting on having the last word on social media.

07.03.2026 01:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know how in Final Fantasy VIII, the power of the Sorceress is a thing that can only be possessed by a single person at a time, and it passes from woman to woman through the centuries?

I feel like this Palmer Luckey image set explains what happened to Guy Fieri

06.03.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 63 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Glad you're easily entertained I suppose

06.03.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does it make me a Luddite if I think it was a waste of 5 minutes of your time to make someone else's joke in a less funny format?

06.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading the comments and I remain that wireless charging is for people who:

-Are incapable or organizing 1 (one) wire
-Break their charging ports (somehow? I mistreat all my phones and never have I broken a charging port)
-Can't use their own brains to make a designated "phone-goes-here" spot

06.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 10256 ๐Ÿ” 1895 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106 ๐Ÿ“Œ 120

You are expecting the shitheads to be visibly shitty but the successful shitheads get to where they are by being shitty in ways you have to think to catch. They bank on the idea that they can trick you into getting shit on and liking it.

The solution to that is to think, instead of "I dont know"ing

06.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 13267 ๐Ÿ” 4516 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110 ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

Or maybe worse, a dude who might be capable of an election-losing fumble between primaries and election season.

Dude's already poorly managed several PR crises (we wouldn't still be talking about him otherwise,) what reason do we have to believe his performance improves?

05.03.2026 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I refuse to shop at my local walmart because of this. Beeping security gates at entrances/exits (that no one pays attention to anyways lmfao) locked up products, employee at the door to harass anyone who looks too poor.

Scrapped their old (bad) self check and have maybe 2 registers open at any time

05.03.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.

this was a radicalizing discovery for me.

04.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2586 ๐Ÿ” 900 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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Consort - Twitch Playing games the wrong way at high proficiency and then getting mad about it.

Mewgenics stream in which I explain all my decisions so you can also be a Mewgenics mega-gamer www.twitch.tv/consort

03.03.2026 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Farbtoner

Farbtoner

found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind

02.03.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1582 ๐Ÿ” 308 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53 ๐Ÿ“Œ 56
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Consort - Twitch Playing games the wrong way at high proficiency and then getting mad about it.

Trying to fix my breeding pool before I head to act 2 this time round: Mewgenics at www.twitch.tv/consort

01.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then folks tire of simple objectives, so more complexities get added. We end up with multi-phase objectives and character classes and games where it gets more and more difficult for a casual player to even tell which team is winning. Then everyone wants TDM again

01.03.2026 14:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have done a LOT of gaming across decades and the lesson I have learned is: What you're describing is one part of a cycle. There's no TDM games and everything is high design so people yearn for TDM. They also historically tire of TDM really quickly. Then comes the age of simple objectives i.e. CTF

01.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0