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I tried to walk like an Egyptian...

and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

I asked my boss for a raise...

He told me I could have it as soon as I find the letter F in the word way-

I own a pencil that was once owned by William Shakespeare. But he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

Learning Norwegian is an Oslo process.

I don't throw perfectly good food away in this house...

I put leftovers in Tupperware, let them go bad, and then throw them out...

I’m writing a book about hurricanes...

but so far, it's still a first draft.

It's their war now!

Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.

Every morning, I announce loudly that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go.

It’s a running joke…

Not trying to brag...

but the bank is always calling me to report on my outstanding balance!!!

My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.

I told him, my door is always open.

Jesse, @journeyled1.bsky.social Thank you always for including me! 💙💙 go.bsky.app/RBssJSR

@dalewalls1.bsky.social I had enough of 47 before 2015! Thank you for including me! go.bsky.app/TS9WaVN

Ms. #GoodTrouble @boldsea.bsky.social Thank you always for including me! go.bsky.app/QA7TmrF

I am just frustrated, sad, depressed and angry for All of America’s children. What’s it going to take for enough Sane & Caring Americans to get involved & to fight EVERY American Child, for Food/Housing Security, Globally Enviable Public Ed,& Health Care? youtu.be/cQyjGHuhaIc?... go.bsky.app/2wJLzyk

I was born fighting for civil rights. Never imagined enough deranged illiterate voters voting in 47 (again) or losing Civil Rights. I won’t lose hope. I’ll Fight harder than ever & so should ALL Sane Americans! Women, Minorities/Disabled Fought too hard! youtu.be/Ecc0rn4Jh1Q?... go.bsky.app/9FL6xPy

Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it’s simply a soap opera.

I had a fear of cameras when I was a kid...

Even now, I have flashbacks, and now I suffer from bipolaroid disorder!

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels, of course.

More than 120 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly.

Turns out they were Wright.

It's good to see you out here. It's been a while...

Jesse, @journeyled1.bsky.social Thank you always for including me. 💙💙 go.bsky.app/SV6XW5q

Absolutely GG & thank you always for including me. #EverythingEpstein. @whatifisaidit.bsky.social 💙🙏💜 go.bsky.app/MiJALeB

Thank you @mrsdeborahlynn.bsky.social for including me! #StrongerTogether! go.bsky.app/ChGmNbz

Scientists studying the effects of cannabis on seabirds...

have left no tern unstoned.

If I can locate the switch. 🤔🤣

I just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill.

Tomorrow, the goal is to turn it on.

I accidentally used my dog's shampoo this morning...

and now I feel like Such a Good Boy!

So, I started an online store selling bricks and mortar...

My housekeeping style is best described as, 'There appears to have been a struggle.'