Horehound Stoat; Champion Dog 🔜 CHI, AC🐾

The train station is actually pretty busy on sniffies. Totally not exaggerating.

Brakes and rotors next, Daddy! I already know how but I wanna watch you do it~ 👉👈

Me with a black eye and a stitched-up upper lip and chin. I look great! (For a degloved face and split lip)

With that kinda ebike, you definitely need a motorcycle helmet, Jesus.

I mean, this happened at 20-22mph! (With a bicycle helmet, otherwise I'd just be dead) Can't imagine what 40 would look like 😰

There is a distinct pawsibility, yes.

(Remember the 14 werewolves waffle House dumpster meme? Someone made a brand named on it, and they made this shirt)

I'm back to dancing this week! It's been a hot second--I'm excited!

NVM *immediately* back to the throuple bait

People are gonna pile on the Abbott/Robbie shipping after this episode lol

The camera work is especially cool this episode, and Ogilvie is getting his comeuppance. I realize that's the whole point of his character arc, but it doesn't make it any less satisfying 👍

"replace toner: we live in hell"

I FEEL THIS

FURRY WITH HEAT EXHAUSTION AYYYYYYYYYY

(I finally got to watch the new Pitt episode)

Puppy home in Pitt! Only 5-6 hours of train delays total for the trip 🎉

(And it was all comped with that 7 hour train car fault where we got stuck on the tracks and they had to swap a car outside the city ayyyyyyy)

Okay I need food bye 👀

You should also check out what @pupsledge.bsky.social is doing with the 3d printed quickshot mount.

Also, they will kill your wrists less than the biggie lol

You should report + block that account, though, so that they can't vague triangulate. And to increase their chances of touching some grass.

How much of my life is this going to eat? 😅
Just asking now to prep for damage control.

Just get a Fleshlight quickshot. Far less a pain than an actual fleshlight.

Congrats!!

OH MY DOG WHY IS THERE A 50 MINUTE DELAY ALL OF A SUDDEN AAAAAAA 😭

It's a solid 8. Hard and throbbing 8, even.

Me in my very, very bright, leather pet hood, facing my camera and taking a selfie. Behind me, there's a beauty salon, with the words "CUSTOM LIPSTICK MIXED ON THE SPOT" emblazoned on the window. It's a joke about me jacking off and giving facials/covering friends in cum.

You heard it here first, folks. I'll mix up my lipstick for ya, if you want it. Wherever, whenever. Delivered right to whatever hole of yours that you fancy.

💙💜🩷

No more TDY! No more PCS! 🥺
Wooooooo

Lemon, ginger, chili

A bunny on his green shag carpet, staring at the ceiling after a long day. His five cats look at him expectantly, wanting to be fed, as their bowls are empty in a corner of the room

Daily bunny no.3251 needs a minute

Mmmmm thick, freeballing sweats bulge 🧡

I think I could do a pretty good job mleming that fuzzy butt :P
Though I might pass out in it eventually.

That is a LOT of people, because holy shit we furries have main character energy for days.

That is the most unhelpful thing ever 😭

Other than all the AI Bubble, I mean

If you do, make sure you've got the antidote on hand and already drawn! Priapism is no laughing matter.

Picking the m&ms out specifically for the alleged aphrodisiac properties of chocolate

"ringworm"
"fungus"

It's a fungus? Not a parasite?! Why is it named ringworm 😭

Nordvpn has given me so many last chances. They're a desperate ex. Entertaining, but desperate.