ahhh turns out you have to fuck the dog. okay
11.03.2026 11:17
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ahhh turns out you have to fuck the dog. okay
getting emotional because it's 10 pm at night and i just googled "how to show my dog i love her"
Excuse me
Piggy held like a baby by me, Tom. Piggy is a goblin like American staffy puppy with brown fur and a white spot on her nose, a huge underbite with visible lower teeth and huge outstretched ears. She is wearing a small pink harness
Piggy on a small bed chewing a pigs ear
Piggy wearing a small mortarboard and looking demure after graduating from puppy school
Piggy in her crate. She looks like she’s in jail and is expectant of getting out.
Introducing: Piggy
We’ve had Piggy since January, she’s an American staffy puppy who’s now six months old and she’s the most fucked up little rescue dog you can imagine.
Part of the paperwork we got from the shelter was just a sticky note with “brown. deformad face” [sic] on it
A photo of Tom Walker’s sideways face taking up my entire Apple Watch screen
I laugh every time I get a twitch notification on my watch that @tomwalker.bsky.social Is streaming
Today at 3pm pacific, 6 eastern: Future Week begins on the DBJ stream. I'm going to look insane. Today we are rewriting an Everybody Loves Raymond episode to be about the future. Here we fucking go: twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse
Let’s go, congrats! Kayo seems sick right now, I’m thinking of trying a brute build at some point because swinging 6 is fun and Levia is cool even if she sucks
Miss you too Riley
i hate it here
I honestly still think about it sometimes because to me it’d be so funny to get them now, when his guard is down
We don’t think about it
Yaaaaay
Theo my dear I am so excited for you to be in the city of Sydney, where I reside. How lovely
Oh my god
live on here now!! we love libby!!
On a long enough timeline we all will
Went to the zoo and saw a gawping teen walk up to the giraffe habitat and loudly ask “are those GIRAFFES?!”
Yeah man
Yaaaay (snuggles into you and goes straight to sleep)
Yeah it rocks. Highly recommend getting a silver age deck they’re cheap precons and they’re good
You and me both beef
(Diagnosably) actually they’re flesh and blood cards which is a different game
Got top 8 at a silver age tournament with Lexi and then graciously decided to lose to my opponent through numerous misplays. The game rules I love to shoot Arrows at Opponents
New video of me playing GTA 4's biker DLC with every non-necessary car set to 9999x speed is live now!
Click to watch, like and subscribe!
youtu.be/X2JilRAtekA
I’m glad you drank the water and am pleasantly amazed it wasn’t your fault!!
They should make someone do those events just on foot
LIVE LIVE LIVE
SYDNEY SYDENY SENDY
BIGSOFTTITTY.PNG + BOONTA VISTA
ONE NIGHT ONLY
POWERFUL SEXUAL HEALING WILL BE DELIVERED
BEAMS OF LIGHT WILL SHOOT OUT OF AUDIENCE MEMBERS
MARCH 5TH 2026
CAROUSEL BAR AND BALLROOM
Yeah basically
I think I’ve been thinking about Wet Basketball for like a decade and it makes me smile every time
Tuned into the Winter Olympics and they were showing sports like Cold Boxing and Wet Basketball
a shoddily collaged schedule showing the info from the post above
this week's schedule is a doozy - half sword today, random games from the No ICE in Minnesota itch.io bundle and a return to FAST CAR GTA!
twitch.tv/tomwalker
🇺🇸 mon/wed/fri 7 pm pacific
🇦🇺 tues/thurs/sat 2 pm sydney