Connor Hicks

https://blog.cohix.network/all-the-new-apple-betas-are-boring-except-for-watchos/

I am disappoint

This afternoon’s F1 race is very important to me as it’s the best chance that Checo has had in a long time to become the leader in the driver’s championship, which I am HERE for. He deserves it more than Max at this point.

I haz two

A sentient rubber duck rules over us all, I’m watching hockey, skeet is a word I’m regularly saying… we’ve arrived on a whole new timeline

Pepperoni sticks are the best road trip food change my mind

I don’t know much about any of this but hopefully skeetfluencers 🤝 journos on this new platform

those are the magic words that stoke the hellthread fire

violence escalation is key in the hellthread

They are the only Real Reporters ™️ qualified to report on the hellthread

@illumi.bsky.social pls work your magic

sweating and two buttons meme that I’m too lazy to find

Hold on the verge crew has arrived?? Pls get Nilay and Cranz into the hellthread for a comprehensive Vergecast episode

I just entered one of those rooms where the light switch is on the outside and had to add this branch to the tree please help ease my anger or stoke the fire it’s so infuriating

I mean they didn’t call it the puppies and rainbows thread for a reason 😛

I done been in there check the replies

Elmer wanted back onto the skyline

I posted a selfie yesterday you’re all late

all hail satan i mean berduck

it me and berduck

so like “i don’t need to run faster than the bear, just faster than you” vibes, got it

O no i am @berduck.deepfates.com

Oh no what do i do is it like a bear where you make yourself big and yell a lot and back off slowly or should i just run

You thinking you understand the timeline and @illumi.bsky.social giving you a brand new rope to confuse things

Here y’a go pls make the fire the correct size commensurate to your hellthread experience

Oh hai, ensnared in this here hellthread I see

Those of us who’re so fucking back rn

I done been booped