Nortuet (@nortverse.com)

Sarah's Mom - Part 5

05.03.2026 20:12 👍 1233 🔁 144 💬 11 📌 0

always out here making plotlines shorter by just saying shit out loud

04.03.2026 01:09 👍 54 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sarah's Mom - Part 4

03.03.2026 20:27 👍 1483 🔁 180 💬 24 📌 1

Sarah's Mom - Part 3

01.03.2026 17:19 👍 1867 🔁 206 💬 53 📌 0

Tempted to do a sequel to Sarahnormal Activity called ParaNoahrmal Activity because I have only just now considered that BOTH their names work with this pun and thus it must be destiny.

26.02.2026 23:18 👍 618 🔁 16 💬 12 📌 0

Sarah's Mom - Part 2

26.02.2026 18:38 👍 1537 🔁 187 💬 18 📌 0

Sarah's Mom - Part 1

24.02.2026 18:54 👍 1717 🔁 215 💬 23 📌 0

The goodest boy!

16.02.2026 18:19 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Steven floating in the air wearing a red cape which is a normal thing to do for a dog.

Fanart of Steven doing normal dog things - Steven belongs to @nortverse.com

16.02.2026 15:59 👍 541 🔁 66 💬 3 📌 0

Valentines Surprise

14.02.2026 20:50 👍 2698 🔁 417 💬 49 📌 3

My actual favourite thing about @nortverse.com is that all of the severely wacky storylines end with "and everyone was a normal adult afterwards"

13.02.2026 22:49 👍 155 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Babysitters - Part 12 (End)

12.02.2026 18:22 👍 1489 🔁 177 💬 14 📌 1

Still one part to go to wrap it all up!

10.02.2026 22:14 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Babysitters - Part 11

10.02.2026 20:03 👍 1373 🔁 161 💬 9 📌 0

Enjoying Cairn so far.

Starving. Find SOME food. Start climb. Starving again. This ain't my first rodeo. Piton IN, black out, swing and sway for a couple of hours. Survival mode now. Climb climb climb. Get up. There's a goat. Drink milk straight from the udder. Find hermit NPC. Steal vegetables.

10.02.2026 00:29 👍 270 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0

Babysitters - Part 10

08.02.2026 19:17 👍 1445 🔁 160 💬 9 📌 0

Babysitters - Part 9

05.02.2026 19:45 👍 1756 🔁 203 💬 49 📌 2

Could've blamed it on the FSB, and they DO get up to some fuckshit, but it doesn't have the same anti-communist sentiment as KGB I guess.

04.02.2026 00:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Babysitters - Part 8

03.02.2026 19:22 👍 1368 🔁 143 💬 16 📌 0

The "integrity" of institutions and capital will always be protected to the fullest extent. "Real" punishment is only when no other option is available to appease the masses, no matter what was done.

These people will be "thrown under the bus" in a suit of armor with assurances and a goodie bag.

02.02.2026 23:35 👍 342 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0

Some Norwegian politicians + our crown princess right now, having lied twice already when epstein stuff comes out:

"well, we can't lie a third time, that'll look bad. Let's just say we showed 'poor judgement', apologize while mentioning the victims, and say we'll put all cards on the table"

SURE.

02.02.2026 23:26 👍 546 🔁 33 💬 2 📌 0

I am thinking it so hard tho and no one can stop me. Because we should ALL be thinking it.

01.02.2026 23:32 👍 614 🔁 19 💬 10 📌 0

This post was rushed and reactionary, I'm sorry.

What I ACTUALLY think should happen is probably something that would get me banned.

01.02.2026 23:21 👍 1288 🔁 141 💬 21 📌 0

Babysitters - Part 7

01.02.2026 18:02 👍 1372 🔁 158 💬 10 📌 0

At this point the rich and powerful across the globe should really just have to prove they DIDN'T go to that fucking island, and if they can't, put them in jail.

31.01.2026 00:22 👍 1206 🔁 209 💬 15 📌 3