If you fell in love with biathlon during the Olympics, it’s back!!
The Men’s Individual 20km from Kontiolahti 🇫🇮 starts in 15 mins. All your favourite Norwegian and French superstars and up-and-coming stars too!
Stream at biathlonworld.com or watch on TNT/Discovery or local broadcasts
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Karl I’m on vacation in 2 hours and people are really testing my ability to not throw things
Dude it would be great if it was fresh hell. But a lot of the time it’s the same bullshit as before but somehow dumber than the last time.
A not insignificant portion of my work day is me just yelling “WHAT NOW” when I get a new email notification.
Selfie in a blue shirt
Happy #DressInBlueDay! I wear blue for my amazing survivor husband, Wes, and for my friends Kristen and Allyson in deep honor of their late mothers.
If you’d like to donate today the Colorectal Cancer Alliance (@ccalliance.bsky.social), you may do so here: colorectalcancer.org/get-involved...
A good morning from Gainesville! Let’s kick off the 75th anniversary season for the NHRA
A blue charger scat pack in the snow
This is my first time in the new Charger. It’s the gas Scat Pack. This paint color is called “Bludicrous”
Thoughts and prayers
I will never "come to snuff the rooster"
I would definitely burn her clothes.
You know how close the Target is to my house. I do a bunch of stuff around that place, haven't stepped foot in there in years.
It's like going to Crumbl and being shocked that you spent 3x as much for shit cookies as you would have buying better cookies from someone local.
It's like going to Crumbl and being shocked that you spent 3x as much for shit cookies as you would have buying better cookies from someone local.
Like six months and five days from now I think
Listen, a bunch of people got duped into believing that the cheap crap that Target sells for a tick more than Walmart is somehow any better than the cheap crap Walmart sells.
Those folks have learned, and aren't coming back even if you gave some half-assed apology, let alone whatever this is.
See that sled? In your heart you see it and are like “I want to sit in that sled”
Friends, I assure you absolutely nothing but sadness and stinky pants will come from sitting in that sled
Go in, have a drink, put The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on the jukebox (they have it)
But don’t sit there
Selfie in front of “Welcome to Mt. an Hoevenberg” bridge.
You are telling me I was ::this:: close to seeing Ken Childs in action?
Youth pastor voice: “you know who else followed escorts?”
May as well throw Joe Ruttman in the car and properly start and park that thing.
Very broke boi behavior
Listen, in college I hooked up with someone at South of the Border.
So I cannot judge.
My brother and I on the golf course
Man, I’ve already got the white belt. It goes with the pink shorts
I’ve got a couple shirts that I’ve paired with black shorts, but they would look great with white shorts. So I fixed that issue today!
White shorts are a young man move. Dads know the white is getting dirty real fast
Hit a new level of dad-coded things: Bought white golf shorts to go with golf outfits
Me after two runs of 2-man bobsled during the Olympics this year:
Fuck Crumbl
Just realized that a year ago today I made the decision to start closing up Wyatt's Wicked Goods.
I do miss all the joy my baked goods appeared to bring people, a year out it's clear I made the right choice for me at the moment.
Who knows, maybe someday your favorite cookie guy will come back.
Wise. @thekenchilds.com doing the Sliding Goddess' work and saving folks' pants (and dignity).
This is really the right move
