Jarnathan: Mr. Husband

So glad to know she made $3 from Spotify 😊

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

And I honestly don’t care if you are a vaper or a crackhead. That’s not my business.
But don’t make me suffer the consequences of your choices.

Vaping must be as addictive as crack. I’ve ridden the NYC subway for over 12 years. I’ve seen maybe one person smoke a cig on a mostly empty subway. Vapers and crackheads gotta get that fix like a mf fish need water.

While it's probably worth it as a device do not be fooled: the MacBook Neo is basically an iPad + Keyboard - Touch Screen.

New Mitski is pretty good

Depending on what watch face you use you can put a workout widget right on the face. Most of the faces that show activity rings will let you put a workout widget somewhere.

Gonna make you sweat 😓
#Gym #PersonalTrainer #funny #BDSM #comedy #sketchcomedy

Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg By Matt Grobar March 2, 2026 2:30pm Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.

Let's fucking go

Showing up.

DoorDash has got to stop sending people with multiple orders from different stores.
Shout out to the lady who got the Apple Pie my wife ordered for her brother. Her vegan pizza was a terrible surprise.

Ok. So Lauren Boebert is as dumb as she is.

"I'm the first US elected official with Tourette Syndrome and I have some thoughts about BAFTA" YouTube video by New York City Public Advocate

You can be upset about the BAFTA thing without being ableist.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgaq...

ok its time for the feelings post:
folks the show Strip Law comes out tomorrow on Netflix

i never thought id get my own thing to show everyone what i think is funny. i spent the last 2.5ish years (along with tons of other creatives to be lauded later) putting my entire being into this show...

(self inclusive)

And like I know not literally “all men” but jfc all men are trash

Because the immediate implication is he has also talked about this child in that way.

This lady talked about how her dad’s close friend who she had known practically all her life (6yo to 15yo) started hollering at her best friend (15yo) and she went to tell her dad about it and his response was basically “well shit she old enough” WHICH IS WILD

My wife introduced me to the “when did you realize your dad was just some nigga” side of TikTok and I can believe it but I’m still shocked.

AI and Media Moderation for Blacksky-Only Posts Blacksky-only posts are coming. The community uploads 100K+ media monthly, too much for human review alone. Any AI moderation would run on our own infrastructure. No third party gets access to Blacksk...

🗳️ Blacksky-only posts are coming.
- The community uploads 100K+ media monthly, too much for human review alone.
- Any AI moderation (if we used it) would run on our own infrastructure.
- No third party gets access to Blacksky data, period.

Please weigh in using the below survey by Feb 28th 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

ALLLLLLLLFRREEEEEEEEEED CREEEEEEEEWWWWWWW

Anywho, switch to Davinci Resolve for video editing if you haven’t already. The free version will cover 90% of your needs. If you need the paid version it’s a 1-time fee.

And I swear it better not come out this is/was to recoup losses from their dumbass investment in AI…

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The entire Apple C Suite team need they asses whooped for this. I hope this fails spectacularly and cements Apple software as never being the industry standard ever again. And honestly I hope it blows back so hard Adobe catches heat.

The Zone of Interest (2027)

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I genuinely think that because of how Bluesky works (self tailored “algorithm”/no true central algorithm) even if/when it does get popular and a piece of misinformation got big in here it would still be a smaller effect than that same missinfo on other platforms.

Class war is in, baby!
#Robinhood #hollywood #movietrailers #movies