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Pretending to be a software engineer.

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Just as a PSA, EnShiShiXiangNiShangMaoYouXianGongSi has issued a voluntary nationwide recall of Endurance Boost with Horny Goat Weed Capsules due to the presence of undeclared Propoxyphenylsildenafil and Sildenafil.

08.05.2025 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Five years ago I made a bet that Linux would be ushered into the mainstream by PewDiePie within a decade.

I didn't think I'd get to cash in so soon

30.04.2025 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"What do you do for a living?"

"Oh I dip paint brushes in paint and then record as I slowly pull a comb through the brush scraping out all the paint"

27.03.2025 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spoiler alert: Mark Scout was Adam Scott the whole time

24.03.2025 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They prefer the term "corrugated pressed cellulose fiber board"

21.03.2025 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh shoot, I just noticed in your screenshot they literally have the same text at the top. Wonder where they got the idea.

21.03.2025 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A snippet of a screenshot of doge.gov website showing the text "An official website of the United States government"

A snippet of a screenshot of doge.gov website showing the text "An official website of the United States government"

This is a solved problem, just add some plain text at the top of the page stating it's an official site. Impenetrable.

21.03.2025 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All under 5 minutes. This guys OS is probably installed on some sort of SSD.

21.03.2025 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someday I'll weigh out all the ingredients before I preheat the oven and prep the pans. Not today, but someday.

16.03.2025 05:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Asmongold should top the charts in the hot tub category just because he probably could

11.03.2025 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone tell VSauce that sponserblock has marked 99.99% of his videos as tangents

10.03.2025 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting that people are concerned about AI taking their jobs when the first jobs that could be realistically replaced by AI are c-suite positions

06.03.2025 12:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You have beautiful organs"

Me to the radiology technician: " Thanks, you too... Erm"

06.03.2025 12:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we go back to a simpler time like when the first Xbox was simply named Xbox one?

06.03.2025 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blasphemy

05.03.2025 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can conform to those, but the second you call my cookies a biscuit, we have problems

05.03.2025 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would probably blame it on apathy but I just don't care enough to have an opinion on the matter

05.03.2025 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't help but notice Trump and Vance secured a ton of support for Ukraine

02.03.2025 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only wish I had the free time and responsibilities I had when I was a child

25.02.2025 18:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No no, go on, we might convince nanami to get a wife

21.02.2025 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

React is just a short-lived trend. It will fade out of use in 50 years or so

21.02.2025 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally bringing the horny posting over to bsky

21.02.2025 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heck, you can be a mediocre author and grown adults will believe their invitation just got lost in owl mail.

21.02.2025 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somehow we've been conditioned to believe that the best way to ask Google a question is to frame it like you are speaking like a caveman. Now we tell people they can ask an LLM a question in plain language. But it turns out people just don't know how to talk.

21.02.2025 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Despite their best efforts, outlook is not quite dead yet. But they'll get it there. I believe in them.

21.02.2025 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the next meme coin is going to be the one that really takes off

20.02.2025 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your outies phone battery is always between 20% and 80%

19.02.2025 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My summary:
Ian reminds Arron to enjoy those 7pm bedtimes because he doesn't have that luxury and then is surprised that Arron does not prepare nachos in an oven with beef, jalapenos, pico de Gallo, salsa, veggies, freshly grated aged cheddar, chopped lettuce, creme, and fresh cilantro.

19.02.2025 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile, Lucy and Lily's meal:

18.02.2025 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you imagine how much more efficient macro data refinement would be if they used vim motions? #severance #neovimbtw

18.02.2025 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0