You know you are living in the digital age when you have to power cycle your smart bulb because it isn’t responding to Homekit commands.
Think about that. I had to reboot a LIGHT BULB.
Evangelical Christians need to be kept as far away from the halls of power as possible. Like, not even arms length. I am talking blue whale penis length.
Thank you, Goddess!!! 🥰
There is no god and no afterlife. Ghosts, vampires, astrology and energy crystals are figments of your imagination. You are a sentient, bacterium-powered electric meat bag hurtling through space.
So the question remains…are you going to eat that last doughnut?
Cuz if you’re not I’m gonna.
You are not going to be everyone’s cup of tea. So if someone lets you know, by word or by deed, that you are not to their taste, don’t let it get you down.
You still have value, and you are going to be OK.
So stand up straight, and put the kettle on.
The term “fur baby” makes me want to stab things.
Saying you know what it’s like to have kids because you own a dog or a cat is like saying you know what it is like having cancer because you stubbed your toe.
Can we all just agree that the only vocation that qualifies as reverse thin white girl privilege is being a DJ?
As a latex fetishist, there is no word more terrifying in all the Universe than "knitwear."
Run. Away.
Get over yourself.
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My wife (49) gave our 13-year old son a piggyback ride and I said to him, “Son, the only reason your mother won’t be able to give you a piggyback ride when you are fully grown is because she has turned into a weak-ass little bitch.”
She almost peed herself laughing. I married the right woman 😂🔥
Nah. Just be weirder. The rest will take care of itself. 😜
Holy shit good for you!!!!
If you have ever commented on a latex fetish model's post and told her she should upload more photos without a hood, I would like you to bend over and literally fuck your own face.
Let’s make 2026 the year you submit to @adriennekay.bsky.social and I. Together. Think you ca handle it?
Latex: @deadlyfetish.com @ladylucielatex.bsky.social
Doms: @wholesmdeviant.bsky.social @adriennekay.bsky.social
Photography: @sloooouch.bsky.social
Happy New Year. Shitty New Year. Boring New Year. Who gives a fuck.
Just make it through the goddamned year.
OK? 😘
If I send you a post from social media, or a meme, or a video on YouTube, I want to make this absolutely crystal clear – I fully expect you to watch that shit.
I am not fucking around. This is critical to the continuation and betterment of our relationship.
There will be a quiz later.
If you are reading this on the toilet, I sincerely hope everything comes out OK.
Realizing you are niche in a niche that is already pretty niche.
Kicking myself for not buying stock in companies that make mini-treadmills.
Well done on the latex cat ears mask. You are one more step away from becoming a true weirdo.
He is an evil little fucker. He would have fit right into the Nazi high command.
There isn't a single serious person in that entire administration. All ridiculous human beings. It is a circus filled with lickspittles, crooks, cranks and kooks.
The skills you use as an “AI artist” are the same skills a “chef” uses when they order from a drive-through.
Loving the latex!!!!
Maybe. But still. Fuck them. 😂
haha It was intended to be provocative. I wanted to see who it triggered. Or at least resulted in some self-reflection.
I just scoff at the social media personalities who could give or take latex, and who only wear it for the attention. Just a bunch of fucking poseurs.
I need latex like I need water.
No matter how much water I drink, I will always need to drink more water.
And without water I will die.
Life is full of mystery….
