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Plastic surgeons wrestle with requests for ‘Mar-a-Lago face’: ‘You’re going to look like Maleficent’

Dr Anita Kulkarni says nobody comes into her practice asking for Mar-a-Lago face by name, but the most obvious clue is when a patient with visible lip filler comes in wanting more.

23.11.2025 18:11 👍 53 🔁 18 💬 21 📌 4
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Thanks for everything, DOGE. 🤡

@birdyword.bsky.social

23.11.2025 17:57 👍 3062 🔁 866 💬 76 📌 64

Airplanes should negotiate right of way like God intended: by bidding cryptocurrency on airspace while flying directly at each other at 500 miles per hour

06.11.2025 02:26 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

ACME Oval Office Kit

06.11.2025 02:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Airplanes should negotiate right of way like God intended: by bidding cryptocurrency on airspace while flying directly at each other at 500 miles per hour

06.11.2025 02:26 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Wow that's quite the word!

27.10.2025 02:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is an international disaster. They targeted a disabled fishing boat in Colombian territorial waters and killed fishermen.

19.10.2025 13:15 👍 7495 🔁 3315 💬 313 📌 310

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

06.10.2025 22:27 👍 13301 🔁 5840 💬 161 📌 105
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23.09.2025 21:00 👍 31252 🔁 8746 💬 1177 📌 434

Truly, the dumbest timeline

23.09.2025 05:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feels like something we could expect the AG of the United States to know

16.09.2025 19:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
one of those trucks that's a roving billboard (is it just called a roving billboard? I'm not gonna look it up right now). it's got an Onion headline that reads "ICE agent decides he wants kids after seeing incredible love and devotion of parents begging him not to take their child"

one of those trucks that's a roving billboard (is it just called a roving billboard? I'm not gonna look it up right now). it's got an Onion headline that reads "ICE agent decides he wants kids after seeing incredible love and devotion of parents begging him not to take their child"

a friend and I went downtown this evening to scream in the streets with thousands of our neighbors.

@theonion.com was also at the protest this evening and they were pulling no punches

07.09.2025 03:26 👍 7411 🔁 1625 💬 17 📌 27

The fact that the anti-university rhetoric we’ve been using for the last 15 years is now being used by Trump shows that we were right all along

06.09.2025 19:45 👍 922 🔁 83 💬 4 📌 2
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Newsom releases new ad 🔥

18.08.2025 00:45 👍 14095 🔁 5242 💬 372 📌 310
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NEWS: Far-right MAGA network Newsmax has agreed to pay $67 MILLION to settle a defamation lawsuit with Dominion Voting Systems over 2020 election lies

LINK: meidasnews.com/news/newsmax...

18.08.2025 16:36 👍 5344 🔁 1465 💬 243 📌 119

"Is bread speech?"

13.08.2025 23:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pixel art of the offline Google Chrome dinosaur game featuring a black T-Rex, a cactus, and a beach ball under a sun. The EU flag is in the top-right corner. Text reads: 'Internet access across the EU'.

Pixel art of the offline Google Chrome dinosaur game featuring a black T-Rex, a cactus, and a beach ball under a sun. The EU flag is in the top-right corner. Text reads: 'Internet access across the EU'.

No internet? No problem.

Just like border-free travel across the EU, staying connected has never been easier, thanks to the #WiFi4EU app and EU roaming.

Stay connected to what matters, wherever your travels take you. ☀️

Find out more: europa.eu/!rmqyhT

07.08.2025 08:26 👍 185 🔁 42 💬 14 📌 5

What

06.08.2025 04:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Berman: Was the President right about the polling?

Enten: No. If we are comparing him to other presidents at this point in their presidencies, he is the second lowest on record compared only to himself.

06.08.2025 03:06 👍 22664 🔁 6266 💬 425 📌 309

That's how we get you

05.08.2025 15:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Breaking911
@Breaking911 :

REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?"
TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

Breaking911 @Breaking911 : REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?" TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

04.08.2025 23:42 👍 18439 🔁 3214 💬 371 📌 231

Gloves off.

05.08.2025 02:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Motherfucking wind farms…

30.07.2025 17:02 👍 47121 🔁 17684 💬 1138 📌 2378

Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome.

Love, Allison

30.07.2025 23:23 👍 37049 🔁 8755 💬 1361 📌 778

I don't think most Americans realize how hard tariffs are about to hit them. The combination of 1) escalating tariffs, 2) companies slowly passing the cost to consumers, and 3) the repeal of the de minimis exemption in the Big Beautiful Bill, a lot stuff will be more expensive in 2027.

27.07.2025 21:50 👍 17784 🔁 3941 💬 733 📌 269

Pet peeve, the people that run into your arm/shoulder when they walk through the aisle on an airplane

Why? How? Are you driving a tank? Are you a pregnant elephant cow in a hairless ape costume? #travel

27.07.2025 16:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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BREAKING via NYT: The Times found another admiring note Donald Trump wrote to Jeffrey Epstein.

“To Jeff — You are the greatest!” reads an inscription in a copy of Mr. Trump’s book “Trump: The Art of the Comeback” that belonged to Mr. Epstein. (link in reply)

25.07.2025 00:38 👍 5411 🔁 1865 💬 220 📌 136

Our beautiful president has taxed the poor, sent troops to stomp through playgrounds in California, opened up concentration camps, doubled the price of seemingly random goods for no discernible reason, and bombed a foreign country just to do it. And yet these ungrateful peasants are unhappy?

23.07.2025 14:13 👍 4986 🔁 1038 💬 138 📌 23
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A primer for the civically ill-informed.

20.07.2025 17:37 👍 18811 🔁 6596 💬 383 📌 246

We can wish

13.07.2025 01:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0