Because you know you're about to write "four" on your profile instead lmao
07.03.2026 21:53
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Because you know you're about to write "four" on your profile instead lmao
*on reflex my pupils dilate and my nostrils flare*
Go get bred and raise a loser cuck for me to bully lmao
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
Monthly Substar sketch reward, Anon chose to get a sketch of @huntermsmut.bsky.social bangin' ur mom lol
Been receiving fan arts of Hunter from many wonderful folks, and I legit get super hard every time hahahaha ☺️
I wonder if post-9/11 America just wasn't ready for how much ass Equilibrium kicks and that's why it never blew up the way The Matrix did..?
(it's also not as good, but like holy shit that was so fucking cool he spins the guns and the camera zooms right up into the guys' faces)
I can't even pinpoint what it is exactly, Clem just Has The Sauce. He's an inspiration, ya'll.
I agree that the plushfucker dog guy rules but also that commissioning him might taint the broth so have this wea — lmao omg >///v///< (I was a bit worried but we're DMing and i'm giving colin some general notes and it sounds like tetratto.com/posts/32dA6c...
:3
HRT's gonna fuck me up bad, cause even without stupid girl hormones, all I have to do is think about petting an elephant and admiring its gentle trunk and intelligent eyes and respectfully rubbing its forehead, and I literally start crying.
gggrrrrgrgrghhg super closeup abstracting boobs into just A Shape with A Hole..........
jade harley stands before rose lalonde, seated, and fucks her tits with her glowing green knot. a close-up view above them shows a more detailed close-up of her cock sliding between rose's boobs. rose looks smug as hell, while jade looks like she's barely staying upright, her tongue out in a pant while sweat drips down her body.
rose has a way with dogs. ;) #homesmut
I'll start propagating the word "yuributa" to my friends immediately 🙏😌
I ain't no coward! I ain't no lil' bitch! 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Just shaved my head again.
It freaking deserves to be, it's a classic. *suddenly realizing there's a non-zero chance Scott will see my horny parody*
Shaving my head feels great! Quick and easy DIY, lets me feel like an impulsive teen edgegirl again, and my head feels super fresh and cool and gets peach fuzz stim.
This is True, but I'm also specifically celebrating that it's a big burly scary man doing the chokehold, haha 🥰
Just shaved my head again.
Compilations of it are gonna get posted on websites.
Look, I don't even go here that much, but the new Alex level 3 super on girls is pretty cool.
like Fuck dude, look how much this rocks
Found some doujins by Penchapen about impregnation cuckqueaning, with cucky girls watching their boys get stolen by thick older ladies. These are super rough and amateurish, and tragically machine-translated, but they are truly so blessed 🙏🙏🙏☺️
I am the audience that cares about the story of Doom, that's why having So Much of it is such a disaster, because it's Bad lmao!
(the forced walk segment in 2016 actually works because it helps the player hate the villain. Lemme play!!!)
But I'm also a girl who likes the story in Sonic games lmao
Sorry writers, but it's pretty lame when you're trying so hard to get your Guy over. Doomguy in 2016 is a badass because he doesn't capitulate (then Eternal was just dick-sucking). BJ is a badass because he loves people and cares about shit. Sisu is tryhard.
I'd say this is also a failure in the new Dooms. Doom 2016 had this great simple narrative that's implied to be about the effectiveness of Direct Action against propaganda. Then Eternal and Dark Age showed it's just indulgent excess with no insight. Go jerk off at home.
New Order, Old Blood, and New Colossus are these testaments to how fucking great video games can be when you fully embrace video game wackiness and excess, but also actually, like, Write Them. They did Writing at them.
Was trying to pin down exactly why I felt SISU (2022) was kinda lame and a bit of a dud (we're gonna watch the sequel sometime this week, fingers crossed) and it hit me: I've already played the Machine Games Wolfensteins. I've already seen how good it can be.