Enough Of That Now

Wonder what topically unacceptable gag that was on this week's Live At The Apollo got the entire episode canned?

Thoughts and prayers with whoever cops for Derek Beaumont's red wine fuelled outrage after Leigh's third loss in four games

Hammered at Wigan last week, turned over by Catalans at home this week

A committee on college sports, run by the pencil-necked kids from the chess and audio-visual societies

The tryline

The only thing that makes a big lad smile as much as a free pie

Tito Puente's "Senor Burns" slanderous samba

I've got a CD of songs from actual episodes somewhere, and it is just banger after banger

"See My Vest", "Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart", "Your Wife Don't Understand You", the Planet Of The Apes musical medley, solid gold stuff

I'm not a petty man, but I hope the crowd at the Paralympics boo the fuck out of any sighting of a Russian or Belarussian flag

Exactly, although I do prefer that brindle colouring to white

English Bull Terrier on Crufts

Ridiculously cute breed

"We quite like losing" say ECB

Syncopatico misfiring again?

Honestly, it was stressful enough coming up with stuff for open submissions to three shows at once (Newsjack, News Revue and Treason Show), never mind having to do it for actual cash money as a job

How's that separation of church and state thing working for you, Murica?

The English language waved the white flag the minute Goebbels Barbie started flapping her gums

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Those franchises with IPL involvement are going to massively overpay for mediocre Indian players, while underpaying for English ones

It's the ECB and the English game being bled dry by a handful of already rich Indians and their friends

#totp

Voiced by Donald Pleasance

"I DON'T BEZ-LIEVE IT!!"

That looks like the start of a terrifying PIF from the 1970s

Supergran-tastic

Tired: "Russia's military operation in Ukraine has been a massive failure"

Inspired: "Russia's military operation in Ukraine has been a massive boost to its Paralympic talent pool"

Daniel Craig

Pwned him

Playing Fortnite earlier in a random squad.
Child's voice on the chat: Are you a lady?
Me: Yes
CV: How old are you?
Me: Old enough to be your mum. Why aren't you in school?
CV: has left the chat.
😂

Jesse Lingard signing for Corinthians has strong Jermaine Pennant going to Real Zaragoza vibes

Wonder if he'll forget he's left a Porsche in a train station car park?

How's Chopper doing? Has he started the campaign for the new royal yacht to double as an aircraft carrier?

Ethnonationalist race-baiting grifters gonna stick together

If you're on Countdown against someone brilliant at the letters round, when it's your turn can you just pick nine vowels?

Times like these, I envy Mrs G's ability to fall asleep literally anywhere

Two hours is about the limit of my mental endurance on a train journey these days