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Freelance Writer based in Bristol, UK. Always a conundrum. Currently juggling words and motherhood. Writing, food, movies, books, exercise, disability, maybe a bit of tech. #neurodiverse #AuDHD #EDS
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PSA: Today's Day 4️⃣ of the Black Friday sale.

This is the lowest you can get the course for and it's for a limited time—next year's sales won't be the same.

Price goes back up on December 4th. ⏳

🔗 practical-accessibility.today

#a11y

24.11.2025 14:29 👍 12 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 2
Save the date. Black Friday Deals. Incoming November 25

Save the date. Black Friday Deals. Incoming November 25

Our Black Friday deals and Mindful Design go live tomorrow!

Buy a course: save £60 and get a 50% discount code you can use at any time. That'll save you over £180 vs full price if you get two courses!

24.11.2025 15:00 👍 2 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1

🥹🥲

13.11.2025 21:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Find it really weird when you’re in a restaurant and they ask you if you have any allergies, to which you reply “yes” and list them. Then they say, “they’re not on my allergy list” and shrug, then go away, as if that means they don’t exist and nothing can be done 🤨

06.11.2025 10:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's make AI jealous.
Write what Al can't touch.
Humans can think with their heads, hearts, and bodies.
Try moving your hands.
It's fine if your mind remains a jumble.
Ideas scattered across the paper.
Sometimes they connect by chance, and something new is born.

05.11.2025 08:46 👍 258 🔁 118 💬 1 📌 2

Thank you very much, lovely! It was ace to see you the other day - hope you’re doing well 😊👍🏻

05.11.2025 19:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me and @jess.darn.es have infiltrated London for her birthday 🕵️‍♀️
The coffee shops never saw it coming 😈

05.11.2025 12:51 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

He ain’t wrong…😑🧀🍞

01.11.2025 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for sharing! Will give it a watch

01.11.2025 20:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a photograph of a “peasant round” in a bakery. it is $5.80. what kind of peasant can afford this etc etc etc

a photograph of a “peasant round” in a bakery. it is $5.80. what kind of peasant can afford this etc etc etc

i always enjoy a sensible chuckle at the sight gag of the peasant round being $5.80

01.11.2025 16:55 👍 49 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0

…but I want to try some of these things now, too. And puzzles, getting stuck into a good book or doing a puzzle to keep the mind busy. I think the running/gym thing is good, too, because the winter months feel so awful when they make you think you can’t move your body 😕

01.11.2025 20:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you for asking this question! Navigating similar issues myself at the mo. Loving some of these answers. I think in the past (prior to being diagnosed), the things that helped me the most were putting up fairy lights (way before Christmas), going for walks through crunchy leaves, hot chocolate

01.11.2025 20:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tycho - Totem (Official Visualiser)
Tycho - Totem (Official Visualiser) YouTube video by Tycho

Said tune (“Totem” by Tycho) youtu.be/WO8Jhxupwr4?...

29.10.2025 15:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something that I do love about working from home is the ability to do an impromptu dance to an absolute TUNE while writing ✍🏻🎵🎧🪩 and no-one but your intrigued (and slightly concerned) husband is there to judge 😅

29.10.2025 15:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This week’s mantra I love from a PT friend: “I don’t want to look pretty, I want to look vaguely threatening…” 💪🏻💋🏋🏻‍♀️

22.10.2025 10:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😅

22.10.2025 10:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s weird, but I found working on a plane - in a crowded middle seat - of all places a really good place to work 😅🤨 there are no distractions (for my brain, at least - there are tons all around). You can stick some noise cancelling headphones on and just plough on through…

22.10.2025 09:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a cool song 👍🏻 makes me think of sitting in a café, watching a rainy day from the window

22.10.2025 09:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

just in case you’re curious what the scene is like RIGHT NOW at the war ravaged ICE building here in portland.

chilling

27.09.2025 19:49 👍 193 🔁 23 💬 8 📌 1

Had such a good time at the #BristolCoffeeFestival with @jess.darn.es . Got to catch up with @studioromeo.co.uk, @daleanthony.com, @rhysjp.bsky.social, @robbowen.digital, @evadage.co.uk and @surma.dev. Pretty certain I'll be going again next year ☕️

07.09.2025 10:20 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

☕️👀🙌🏻

06.09.2025 07:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s not just “can a screen reader access this screen?” It’s “can any user complete the full experience without needing adaptation or assistance?”

18.08.2025 08:01 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 1

🥰 thank you, lovely!

05.08.2025 13:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Your daughter has eaten a concerning amount of cheese”

– Picking my one year old up from nursery

31.07.2025 18:05 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
A large graphic of an ampersand on an orange background and text in italics that says “So, you want to tell a story?”

A large graphic of an ampersand on an orange background and text in italics that says “So, you want to tell a story?”

I’ve got some availability! In need of a wordsmith to help you craft your web copy, write some blog posts or put together a social media campaign?

I can also help you build your content strategy and tell your brand’s story to your audiences.

Get in touch to see how I can help 👉🏻

29.07.2025 14:02 👍 7 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this".
Government responded: "No."

Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this". Government responded: "No."

Every UK petition is like this

11.07.2025 17:23 👍 7533 🔁 2627 💬 53 📌 72
A soft-top Mercedes Benz driving down the motorway with two twisty and pointed bushes in the back that look a bit like Marge Simpson’s hairstyle

A soft-top Mercedes Benz driving down the motorway with two twisty and pointed bushes in the back that look a bit like Marge Simpson’s hairstyle

An interesting hairstyle choice…and matching, too!

27.07.2025 15:34 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Love how this clip from Jon Richardson so succinctly sums up having an #AuDHD brain…

www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxXI4...

21.07.2025 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know! Me either, until I saw it at Costco

13.06.2025 17:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

13.06.2025 15:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0