Izzy Wifegirl

My girlfriends mental health and well being can be deduced by the types of posts she’s making

I aspire to be as funny as you. Teach me your ways

tgirl far side:
*woman in middle distance juggling on a unicycle in clown makeup*

two girls talking in the foreground

caption:
“Her doctor finally prescribed her pro-Jester-one”

Don’t doubt yourself! Dreams can come true!

Is this gonna be you?

people are too nuanced these days bring back certainty. “idk man it depends” this is not a court of law

He?? Okay someone get that man on estrogen asap

Is your prof okay??

Let’s goooo

Right?? Cats with lesbian moms really live the best lives

Real, cats live the best lives. I’m jealous of Seamus every day for this

izzy is asking me is slay the spire is a euphemism for bottom surgery

Stardew valley mentioned let’s goooo

I ❤️ my ADHD girlfriend

Yes please!

There is a huge gap in the literary space for c4t lesbian romance and someone needs to fill this asap

I fear this would be me as a mom if my daughter was trans

Shawarma solves all my problems tbh so I get it

God i love the healing powers of shwarma

a society grows great when old men eat pizza and ice cream, so that their daughters might dine on sushi and bubble tea

Glad to find a fellow hater! I feel like a fair number of my friends love their drinks and I’m like… how? Will have to try their bagels sometime, though.

Haven’t been to Happy Monday or heard of it, but definitely sounds like I’m not missing anything!

The other place we feel is mid and overrated is rivers and road.

Dani and I have very strong opinions on the local coffee scene lol

Like at most it’s been mid and at worst “I’m only forcing myself to finish this because it’s a $7 coffee”

Loaves and witches! Literally have never had good coffee (or tea) from there no matter what I order. Last time we stopped in my coffee drink actually tasted like burnt espresso and I struggled to finish it. I feel like people like it because of the vibes.

Okay, now I’m curious about your opinion

Having a strong unpopular opinion on something kinda niche is so funny. Like for example, there’s a local coffee shop that everyone loves but their coffee is Not Good and I feel like we are the only ones who think so

Peak Izzy moment ngl

Girlfriends love to be like “I’m not picky I’ll eat whatever I’m hungry and getting cranky” then knock out a ton of food options after a decision is made

Thinking about the time Dani and I were walking around a local neighborhood and starting to get hungry (hangry) and I said “I don’t care, I’ll eat wherever” then she said “how about this place” and I said “no I don’t want noodles”

A brown tabby cat with green eyes sits in a blue pillow on a blue couch. He looks off to the side and looks rather majestic

Our son turns 9 today please wish him a happy birthday or else he will be sad