Izzy Wifegirl

Two unglazed vases? pots? izzy’s is bigger

izzy and i made pots! we tried to do the movie ghost but they kicked us out

izzy is actually a paid actor to inflate my ego by telling me i’m funny whenever i make a joke

I just tried telling my girlfriend how much I love her and how much she means to me and she says “hey can you actually say opposite to me right now? I’m trying to get into no surprises by Radiohead”

It really is!! I’m gonna have to have a chat with him

I witnessed her mute herself after the cat walked into our office room and started meowing loudly and it was the funniest thing ever. He really just loves to mess with her

I am fully remote and my cat never meows during my meetings but when my in office gf takes a rare wfh day? He decides that he’s just gonna meow as loudly and proudly as possible when she’s on a call

Wolfe I love you

My girlfriends mental health and well being can be deduced by the types of posts she’s making

I aspire to be as funny as you. Teach me your ways

tgirl far side:
*woman in middle distance juggling on a unicycle in clown makeup*

two girls talking in the foreground

caption:
“Her doctor finally prescribed her pro-Jester-one”

Don’t doubt yourself! Dreams can come true!

Is this gonna be you?

people are too nuanced these days bring back certainty. “idk man it depends” this is not a court of law

He?? Okay someone get that man on estrogen asap

Is your prof okay??

Let’s goooo

Right?? Cats with lesbian moms really live the best lives

Real, cats live the best lives. I’m jealous of Seamus every day for this

izzy is asking me is slay the spire is a euphemism for bottom surgery

Stardew valley mentioned let’s goooo

I ❤️ my ADHD girlfriend

Yes please!

There is a huge gap in the literary space for c4t lesbian romance and someone needs to fill this asap

I fear this would be me as a mom if my daughter was trans

Shawarma solves all my problems tbh so I get it

God i love the healing powers of shwarma

a society grows great when old men eat pizza and ice cream, so that their daughters might dine on sushi and bubble tea

Glad to find a fellow hater! I feel like a fair number of my friends love their drinks and I’m like… how? Will have to try their bagels sometime, though.

Haven’t been to Happy Monday or heard of it, but definitely sounds like I’m not missing anything!

The other place we feel is mid and overrated is rivers and road.

Dani and I have very strong opinions on the local coffee scene lol