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Report: Russia has been giving Iran the locations of US military assets in the Middle East * * *

Russia, our closest ally, betraying us?

Well, if Israel says so...

www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

Donald Trump is a pedophile protector and I identify as a Fucking Bitch.

Trump with a neck rash. Captioned people acting like they've never seen diaper rash on an asshole before.

Tertiary syphilis can cause weird rashes to pop up anywhere.

Just saying.

Can the DNC just kick Fetterman out of the club already?

@FmrRepMTG If your church leaders and elected leaders are telling you the way to bring Jesus back is by killing innocent children of innocent foreign people you've never met in a foreign land you've never been to, then your believing the lies of wolves dressed in sheep's clothing.

Whatever psych meds MTG started after she left the cult; I want to buy stock in that company.

A political cartoon where Noem is a dog and Trump has a gun and says Come on, girl...

Justice for Cricket!

Moment CNN star arrested mid-report as show abruptly yanked off air The reporter and his cameraman were taken into custody.

CNN Turkey reporter Emrah Çakmak and his cameraman were arrested mid-broadcast in Tel Aviv and are being detained.

Waiting on JD Vance to wag his finger about "Freedom of Speech" like he did to the EU. But he won't dare piss off his masters.

www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-r...

What a day. Noem got fired, the Senate lost its dumbest Republican, and Corey Lewandowski isn't getting pegged on private jets anymore.

Markwayne Mullin is not an upgrade, but at least he will be out of the Senate.

Marine Veteran Sgt. Brian McGinnis is a true patriot. Tim Sheehy needs to go to jail for battery.

Sorry about the subtitles, I didn't add them. They are probably AI.

"Let me explain to you guys, this is simple English: Iran is run by religious fanatic lunatics" -Marco Rubio

Our troops were breifed that Trump was anointed by the Holy Ghost to bomb open the 7th seal in Iran and usher in Ragnarok or something.

But Iran's imaginary friends are laughable, sure.

Can we hurry up and drop the bomb that starts the rapture?

Get these fucking Christian nationalists out of my country by any means necessary.

Trump with a neck rash. Captioned people acting like they've never seen diaper rash on an asshole before.

Tertiary syphilis can cause weird rashes to pop up anywhere.

Just saying.

Can the DNC just kick Fetterman out of the club already?

@FmrRepMTG If your church leaders and elected leaders are telling you the way to bring Jesus back is by killing innocent children of innocent foreign people you've never met in a foreign land you've never been to, then your believing the lies of wolves dressed in sheep's clothing.

Whatever psych meds MTG started after she left the cult; I want to buy stock in that company.

A political cartoon where Noem is a dog and Trump has a gun and says Come on, girl...

Justice for Cricket!

Moment CNN star arrested mid-report as show abruptly yanked off air The reporter and his cameraman were taken into custody.

CNN Turkey reporter Emrah Çakmak and his cameraman were arrested mid-broadcast in Tel Aviv and are being detained.

Waiting on JD Vance to wag his finger about "Freedom of Speech" like he did to the EU. But he won't dare piss off his masters.

www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-r...

What a day. Noem got fired, the Senate lost its dumbest Republican, and Corey Lewandowski isn't getting pegged on private jets anymore.

Yeah, he's shit. At least he's out of the Senate

Markwayne Mullin is not an upgrade, but at least he will be out of the Senate.

Justice for Cricket!

Noem has been fired!

Marine Veteran Sgt. Brian McGinnis is a true patriot. Tim Sheehy needs to go to jail for battery.

Sorry about the subtitles, I didn't add them. They are probably AI.

"Let me explain to you guys, this is simple English: Iran is run by religious fanatic lunatics" -Marco Rubio

Our troops were breifed that Trump was anointed by the Holy Ghost to bomb open the 7th seal in Iran and usher in Ragnarok or something.

But Iran's imaginary friends are laughable, sure.

Can we hurry up and drop the bomb that starts the rapture?

Get these fucking Christian nationalists out of my country by any means necessary.

Today we find out who Texas Democrats will put on the ballot in November.

I wish both @jamestalarico.bsky.social and @crockett.house.gov could win.

I voted and will support the winner at the midterms! Good luck to both!

Go vote! Vote like the entire world depends on it!

Mike Fucking Waltz dares to call Iran's counterattacks after we literally assassinated their Supreme Leader UNPROVOKED.

Unprovoked? That was us bombing Iranian kids just because Trump fucks kids.

X.com Marjorie Taylor Greene @mtgreenee And just like that we are no longer a nation divided by left and right, we are now a nation divided be those who want to fight wars for Israel and those who just want peace and to be able to afford their bills and health insurance. 8:13 AM 3/2/26 227K Views

We're through the looking glass here, people.

Melania Trump will preside over a UN Security Council meeting in a first for a first lady U.S. first lady Melania Trump will preside over a U.N. Security Council meeting in what the United Nations said Thursday would be a first.

If I was a stakeholder in this meeting, I would be coordinating with the other stakeholders to make other arrangements.

What a fucking joke.

apnews.com/article/mela...