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January 2026: New year, same old me I'm afraid January 2026 - a new year, but the same old me I'm afraid. Lots of reading, a trip to Marrakech and indoor skydiving

That month absolutely flew by... Here's what I've been doing with myself www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/january-2026...

It's shit without. Fuming.

February is a better month to give anything up, being 3 days shorter

I got a whole pamphlet of instructions for my new bin yesterday.

It was the first thing to go inside it.

I know how to work a fucking bin.

The New Years resolutions I didn't make for 2026 The New Year's resolutions that I didn't make in 2026 - I don't want to be better, or do better, I just want to keep on keeping on

How are your New Year’s resolutions going? Genuine question. We’re over halfway through January now, so this feels like a safe point to check in.

I didn't make any this year, and here is why.

www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/new-years-re...

Date's gone well, you go back to his and find this... Wyd?

I'm FURIOUS

I am FURIOUS

They've... Stopped making them?!

I am HORRIFIED

Omg they don't DO THEM ANYMORE?! surely not

NOT A SINGLE LEMON FLAVOUR.

Are you taking the actual piss? #fummin

Like in your 80s maybe?

On my first date with my boyfriend a year ago, he told me after a few beers that he really liked women's tummies and laughter lines.

Fat and wrinkly. Smooth boy.

Quite frankly, it's amazing I took him home.

A make of sports watch which monitors your sleep

Good morning. I slept 9.5 hours, waking up once for a wee at 5.30 and going back to sleep.

I got a sleep score of 73.

Garmin - and perimenopause - can kiss my arse.

During the day it was nice and warm but in the evening it gets chilly in January

It wasn't as bad as I remembered!

God bless the search function on photos

Ooh yes

Found this beautiful shirt in the charity shop today. The out of focus AI slop print is exactly what you need to go painting roundabouts!

I did this musical at high school in like 2000 🤣 it was terrible

A year ago tomorrow I went on a quick first date at a Costa coffee.

On the way there, a male labrador pissed on my leg.

I had to run home to get changed and then peg it there, where I met someone very special who makes me very happy.

Thanks to that dog for giving me a good story to tell him.

Wait. I found it!

An old twitter friend of mine has a similar thing - he was at the bar and received a message saying something like 'he's not too bad' which was obviously not meant for him. CRUSHING.

Only if your name also starts with R

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’

“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”

BELGIAN WHISTLES

☺️

Well there's your answer then

The interview with Legend in the Radio Times is absolutely brilliant

No, he really can touch the sun with his bare hands