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Alek Evans

@alekeagle.com

Dad Bot Guy. https://alekeagle.com/ https://alekeagle.me/

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ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE IVE SEEN IT OKAY

23.12.2024 05:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that reminds me of Treasure Planet

23.12.2024 05:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just start it from the beginning because I probably don't remember anything that happened

22.12.2024 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@zerihyena.bsky.social is a nerd

21.12.2024 02:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to eat chalk so hard

21.12.2024 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Did you know? One in three people are bottoms"
"I'm not a bottom"
"Me neither"
*both looks at the viewer*

18.12.2024 18:41 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

are you a chalk eater or a crayon eater? real answers only 😀

(bonus points if you also ate pencil lead (ERM acksually its graphite))

11.12.2024 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@callmecarson.bsky.social if car go vroom, what do carson go????

09.12.2024 17:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

noΒ²

15.11.2024 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

15.11.2024 15:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a panda could never learn kung fu. Doesn’t make any sense

08.11.2024 01:33 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I only do that because I don't think my projects are ever going to be big enough that people would care what commit does what.

when I commit to projects that actually matter I make sure to not do that. Thankfully my employer doesn't care about my commit messages on personal projects.

04.11.2024 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

at least more than 3

04.11.2024 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

especially when you write commits with thousands of lines changed and all you put for a commit message is:

β€’ "fuc"
β€’ "a"
β€’ "cheese"
β€’ "balls"
β€’ "ow"
β€’ "Why brain hurt"
β€’ etc.

04.11.2024 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I thought I escaped compression hell by posting here, here's a link to the raw image bigjuicyf.art/8nMLDrC_i6.jpg

04.11.2024 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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shoutout to the daily burber announced exclusively on my discord server

join at alekeagle.com/d

04.11.2024 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the example I call upon is using readable streams as the post body in a fetch request. It's functional in chrome (if you want to send a multi-part/form-data body you have to construct it yourself), and I believe it is now on the issue tracker for Firefox, and I don't even want to think about safari

05.09.2024 16:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm all for a more diverse browser engine horizon, but when chrome is the first/most stable implementation of a feature more than 80% of the time, it's really difficult to entertain trying to utilize features that are super beneficial for your use case. or to support other browsers in general.

05.09.2024 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my face when (mfw) the sky is blue!

02.09.2024 19:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love bacon and dick

01.09.2024 16:12 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

woah i have my own thingy now

12.03.2024 16:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what the balls

18.01.2024 23:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0