Jane

😭

it’s because they can’t read so they can’t be in those positions. they’re just the big voting block that puts Catholic psychos into power now.

Not now sweetie, daddy is on a really good run

My mission to Dubai has been haulted

I love watching people use LLMs in public. They’ll reply to a breaking news article and say “@grok is this true?” Babe where do you think it’s about to pull its answer from

Oh suddenly we’re not WARFIGHTERS?

That’s a rough 38!

Don’t worry they vibe code 99% of their work now so I’m sure that’ll be the last stupid thing that happens here.

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

An important academic update

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast

i'm having a great time

oh sick they got a necromancer now and her giant hand bodyguard is named like my name

oh fuck now we're cooking

wait there's multiplayer? how's that work

in a mystery room i picked up a card that was a bird egg then when i was at a rest area i hatched it and it not only gave me a really good card but also a little bird that hangs out. sts2 already 10/10.

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Hey everyone, just an fyi, I am on their side on this one too. Anyway I gotta go to the Enormous Jean Shorts Store that day so I will actually miss the vote but you know in theory I support him. Well, see ya

LEWANDOWSKI: If this is your first flight on Fuck Plane...you have to fuck.

[MARKWAYNE nods.]

nope, she did it on purpose and intended to narrow it down to just one of the names but never did it so he stayed Markwayne

i was curious to know if markwayne mullin has a middle name and he doesn't. his mom just mashed two of his uncles' names together and called it a day.

Hardly the most pressing concern amidst the unfolding horrors, but "warfighters" is just a catastrophically terrible coinage

lmao he's picking Markwayne

I'm the guy who advised chat gpt to make their logo a butt hole. I told them it represents Knowledge

these days the young men are doing “type shit”, when they should be running a “tight ship”…

grim was always bad but this kind of gross error is the result of baking your brain on politics twitter in the elon era

“Here’s a stupid thing I think you think because I’m incapable of listening to you and get all my information from right-wing media! You are trapped in a sealed epistemic chamber!”

they've done way too many of these mimic washing machine moments though

this is kinda what every communist podcast in 2017 was like