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You should have listened to me about galaxy growth and structure formation. But now, there are way more important things to worry about.

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Sodomizing a Palestinian prisoner with a knife on camera is apparently legal in Israel

12.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1590 πŸ” 553 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 26

I still need that baseball bat in my hand if I'm going to watch the smirk on this motherfuckers headhole.

12.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

guess she didn’t find the frisson of misogyny very frissony after am while. what do you do after all the dopamine hits stop coming?

12.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you do not have to do racism to experience β€œthe frisson of transgression” you can simply shoplift an eyeliner pencil or cheat on your husband instead

12.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 1132 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11

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12.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FCC Chair Scolds Amazon for Opposing SpaceX's Plan for 1 Million Satellites In a surprise, FCC Chair Brendan Carr tweets that Amazon should focus on its own satellite efforts, rather than criticize SpaceX.

The space race of 2026 is not my favorite www.pcmag.com/news/fcc-cha...

12.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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You know what else is a solution?

That’s right!

Leaving it in the ground!

12.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

See. I told you so.

Clown shoes for the clown car.

12.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
nothing bad can happen, 
it can only good happen, 
but with Tylenol, don't take it

nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen, but with Tylenol, don't take it

12.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't say that I'll be boycotting Chili's as it has been years since I've been in one, and you can't really boycott a restaurant you already don't go to. That said, I'll be happy not to change my habits, transphobia leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

11.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 1616 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 14

You and me both, bro.

12.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No school like the old school.

12.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe an obvious choice but It’s a damn cryin shame it never did

12.03.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

NYT: β€œIt’s OK because $8.4B of it went straight into the Trump family coffers.”

12.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NYT: β€œIt’s okay for the oil to burn at sea because you were going to burn it in your car anyway.”
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

12.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! Wait! He was President of the Carnegie Institution from 1938-1955! He did all these other things *while he was president of our institution*.

12.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 1936, Bush hired a young electrical engineering graduate student named Claude Shannon to be his research assistant in charge of running the differential analyzer. Shannon went on to do some related work. (3/n)

11.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to make some crack about a β€œmelting pot” and decided to look up what that was in simplified Chinese so I could then fed that back into google translate.

It gave me β€œThe Great Furnace” and now I don’t want to make a joke at all. At all.

12.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno. It’s clown shoes for the clown car. Seems like the right size to me.

12.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pitch an unnecessary sequel

The Yard That Was Slightly Longer Still

12.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

honey that ain't pee

12.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't make fun of jake paul he had the gender affirming surgery where your pee goes out of your armpits

12.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

You know he's out there saying "Finally I got to go for a ride, finally!"

12.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, everybody loved Laverne & Shirley and Mork & Mindy, which were both spinoffs of Happy Days (not to mention Happy Days other spinoffs which were pretty dumb), which was itself a spinoff of Love, American Style

12.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canadian folks: bsky.app/profile/smud...

09.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Homepage | Switchboard Switchboard is the national LGBTQIA+ support line. For anyone, anywhere in the country, at any point in their journey. We can discuss anything related to sexuality and gender identity. Whether it’s se...

UK-based folks: Switchboard is here for you. Your life is precious. 8000119100

switchboard.lgbt

09.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Home - Trans Lifeline Radicalcommunity care Trans Lifeline provides trans peer support for our community that’s been divested from police since day one. We’re run by and for

US-based folks:

Trans Lifeline is here for you. Your life is precious. +1-877-565-8860

translifeline.org

09.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

🀞🏻

12.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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I can’t believe the writers would tee this up again.

12.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 406 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

tough look for a man with a line of antiperspirant deodorant

12.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 7348 πŸ” 1126 πŸ’¬ 291 πŸ“Œ 84