If you're happy and you know it, ew
06.03.2026 04:33
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If you're happy and you know it, ew
🤣😂nice
In a stunning reversal, 63 year old MC Hammer announces that you are now allowed to touch this.
I got 99 likes but I bet you ain't one
Use as directed. Or what you think is best.
I ate an inadvisable amount of cheese.
Excuse me, but who do I talk to about adding an extra day to the weekend?
I say happy birthday a lot for someone that is diametrically opposed to all birth.
You have to admit, Jesus was super-chill for a cult leader.
Dexter the cat, sleeping. Paw reaching out.
Damascus the cat. Watching me.
Two cats, both alike in dignity.
Now I want roller skates for work 🤣
You can't run from your problems, but you can start a huge fire as a diversion.
Them: you have a sick sense of humor
Me: it is pretty dope isn't it
Me: I wish my cat knew how much I love him
Genie: and for your second wish?
Me: why would I need a second wish?
Cats these days need a side purr just to make ends meet.
Nice 😃
These are good floors for it
Do you think that before we had houses, they called them cave flies?
hey are you guys wang chungin tonight or
no longer allowed to listen to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go while pumping gas
Asking for directions in a cemetery because I've lost the plot
*sensing a single loose hair somewhere on my body* I am superhuman
i am only interested in content destroyers
I like to think my cat looks away out of respect of my superior dancing skills, and not out of shame for my attempts at dancing
[after a solid minute of the funeral director staring at us, i repeat]
…bunk coffins
[my wife doing stacked hands motion]
like…double decker
💜☺️
The 80s had some great one hit wonders 😃
I don't know what color your eyes are, baby
But your hair is long and brown
Love and Rockets
So Alive
youtu.be/-L41MhFPU9s?...
if bob ross was still around we wouldn’t be in this pickle