Eternal Cat War

Guys, relax. We don’t use oil for anything important

oh no they shot down barron

A screengrab from Google showing that Markwayne Mullin is 5’8”

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

if it’s anything like that lectern account I blocked the shit out of it out of sheer spite

Quite an opening paragraph.

lol free opportunity to get an air to air kill

Bitches, leave.

im growing increasingly concerned that government issued girlfriends and mcmansions weren’t as realistic of an expectation for trumps presidency as i had been led to believe

Good thing we have a strong labor market and affordable food to weather this completely unavoidable crisis.

lol

HUGE payrolls miss, wow

Feb Payrolls -92k vs +55k est/+130k prev
2m net revision -69k
Unemplomyent 4.4% vs 4.3% est/4.3% prev
Avg hourly earn YoY +3.8% vs +3.7% est+/3.7% prev
Jan Retail sales MoM -0.2% vs -0.3% est/0.0% prev
Control group est MoM +0.3% vs+0.3% est/-0.1% prev

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

Stark Divide: Americans More Confident in Career Scientists at U.S. Health Agencies Than Leaders | The Annenberg Public Policy Center of the University of Pennsylvania When it comes to reliable health information, Americans are more confident in federal health agencies' career scientists than their leaders.

Someone want to ask Jay Bhattacharya how his whole rebuilding trust in NIH thing is going?

www.annenbergpublicpolicycenter.org/stark-divide...

Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

www.wsj.com/business/med...

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

These are war crimes, violations of the Geneva Conventions.

Increasingly I think we should turn the whole Trump cabinet over to the ICC to be tried at The Hague.

oh no

Up to $0.80 gallon.

Leon Kennedy, a zombie biting him anywhere but his shoulder: holy shit what the fuck they can do that

It’s possible, but the eels are probably even less receptive to criticism

Tobias fünke portraits where he’s wearing four different outfits - professor, doctor, tennis player, and leather + ball gag

kristi noem running the department of homeland security

live in a better place than headquarters

20 on the elliptical fucks me up, I’m out of shape fr

Holy fuck this is how they report "Senator breaks veteran's arm"

Weird how there are always just enough democrat votes to pass shit nobody wants

counterpoint: fuck that guy

I have to host a training at 6am tomorrow, I hear you

oh fuck yeah, I know it’s a documentary but it is the blackest comedy I have ever seen, last week’s had me cracking up at the most insane shit

yoooooo

The movie or the A24 show