Eternal Cat War

shit link it to goatse

Growing my hair out in anticipation

imagine how shitty a bomb shelter rave would be

becoming a woman and starting two families, one of which is secret

I will never understand people pretending to be offended by this shit--it is a biological fact that people in their late 70s and 80s TEND TO DECLINE AND DIE. There's certainly exceptions, some people perform well throughout old age, but the sense of entitlement from these people is enraging

no one expects the guy in the inflatable Pikachu suit

but can you dress them up!?!

I too am now Chinese

lol that’s billable hours for partners at law firms, not some oaf with a guard card

An insane warlord facing death contemplates invading Persia as his last hurrah and has enormous issues with supply lines, treacherous foreign allies, and rising debts. Is it Phillip II or Donald Trump? Take the quiz!

DHS nominee Markwayne Mullin is one of the most active stock-traders in the Senate — and violated the STOCK Act against insider trading as recently as last August.

He currently holds stock in L3Harris, which has millions in contracts with ICE and FEMA.

The grift continues.

totally forgot I have a bunch in the pantry, I should get to that

this oil discourse has gotten pretty sour

do we still call it the nooch

How are we still talking about a Hotchkiss School rich kid cosplaying as working class with a Nazi chest piece that he covered up with a medium white supremacy Norse symbol five minutes ago? How is there anyone who isn't a Nazi still defending this guy?

Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake

Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am

Even if it takes years, we have to bring EVERYONE who made this happen to justice. No moving on, no letting this go.

Revenge is good enough motivation for me personally, but the nobler and important reason is to ensure that anyone who thinks of doing this again knows they’ll rot in prison for it.

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel A former House Republican claims that in 2015, Markwayne Mullin – then a congressman – took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of...

I am demanding that the Democrats invite Mullin’s accusers to testify about this weirdo behavior in painstaking detail.

I want charts. Expert witnesses. Reenactments.

via @samthielman.com

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brianmcginnisnc Brian McGinnis' wife has NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital. He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries. Legal counsel has also been denied access. A Marine veteran. A firefighter. A father of four. And his family still cannot see him.

so apparently Brian McGinnis has been denied access to both his family and legal representation since a sitting senator broke his arm

The only thing that's really different in 2026 is that the government makes meme videos now. Other than that, it's all the same assholes from 25 years ago.

Shale and Russian oil are now profitable.

records from three additional interviews with a woman who accused Trump of sexual assault were "incorrectly coded as duplicative"? oh for sure, definitely passes the smell test

Props on framing the “Chinga la migra” sign dead center

what’s even more extraordinary is that the economy was mostly doing okay despite his absolute best efforts - as damaging as his tariffs and immigration policies are, we hadn’t tipped over into a recession

and so, unsatisfied, he decided to kick the economy in the dick with a huge oil shock

it's going to be funny if this is what sinks Gavin with the op-ed class

It just seems insane that any Dem would describe Mullin as "respected." It promotes a normalcy bias for MAGA that is never reciprocated. No Republican would ever describe Sanders/Warren or even Ossoff/Warnock in such glowing terms, esp. if they were about to fill an antagonistic position.

As someone who was an adult in the early 00s:

This is going to go so fucking poorly for the US

Thanks Tesla

Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

The suspect of the shooting on West Sixth Street was a worker at Gigafactory Texas who allegedly assaulted a fellow employee last year, according to a new lawsuit.
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