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"He further shows cunning through his later successful attempt to convince France to drop its objections to America dumping its out of date nuclear submarines in the Indian Ocean by pretending to have a French ancestor and an appreciation for French culture."

06.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Priest's "Presidency" is a disaster for Earth, marred by his own incompetence, cowardice, laziness, and gross lack of ethics. One of his first actions as President was to attempt the assassination of Prince (again), which failed and resulted in the complete destruction of the city of Orlando, Florida. Priest, with Prince's help, managed to blame the city's destruction on Cuba, which they then nuked off the face of the Earth. Because of Priest's tendency to play sexual games with Bunny instead of working, America, and the world at large, soon falls apart. Priest refuses to take calls from the UN or other international bodies, provokes several Middle Eastern nations to declare a Jihad against the United States, fails to help South Carolina after a major disaster, ignores the threats of the South to secede from the Union, launches unprovoked nuclear attacks on Newfoundland and Vietnam, and does nothing to counter a massive alien invasion.

Despite his all around ineptitude, stupidity, and lack of enthusiasm, when properly motivated Priest can display a certain low cunning. He displays rare

Priest's "Presidency" is a disaster for Earth, marred by his own incompetence, cowardice, laziness, and gross lack of ethics. One of his first actions as President was to attempt the assassination of Prince (again), which failed and resulted in the complete destruction of the city of Orlando, Florida. Priest, with Prince's help, managed to blame the city's destruction on Cuba, which they then nuked off the face of the Earth. Because of Priest's tendency to play sexual games with Bunny instead of working, America, and the world at large, soon falls apart. Priest refuses to take calls from the UN or other international bodies, provokes several Middle Eastern nations to declare a Jihad against the United States, fails to help South Carolina after a major disaster, ignores the threats of the South to secede from the Union, launches unprovoked nuclear attacks on Newfoundland and Vietnam, and does nothing to counter a massive alien invasion. Despite his all around ineptitude, stupidity, and lack of enthusiasm, when properly motivated Priest can display a certain low cunning. He displays rare

good old Lexx

06.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

after the UK splits apart due to some sort of 2029 missile complications, I'm going to campaign for Scotland's national anthem to be the Brunnen G fight song

06.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a man grimaces horribly, in a chair somewhere? Hard to say. Leaning from behind it is a sort of concerned-looking woman

a man grimaces horribly, in a chair somewhere? Hard to say. Leaning from behind it is a sort of concerned-looking woman

the only good president and first lady: Priest and Bunny from 'Lexx'

06.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An idol with an eye placed in its midst inside a a tub of flames, being worshipped by hooded henchmen and some priestfolk

An idol with an eye placed in its midst inside a a tub of flames, being worshipped by hooded henchmen and some priestfolk

Jack Kirby art from THE DEMON

06.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A great malignant form squeezed its frame through the cracks of the world; it writhed, it swam, it squelched in the dark. surly, imperious figure bounding across delusion-choked air, shimmering appendages crawling upon rippling muscles, violaceous chitin, impossibly stretched limbs reaching out into phantasmagoric depths of its birth.

A great malignant form squeezed its frame through the cracks of the world; it writhed, it swam, it squelched in the dark. surly, imperious figure bounding across delusion-choked air, shimmering appendages crawling upon rippling muscles, violaceous chitin, impossibly stretched limbs reaching out into phantasmagoric depths of its birth.

Vampire

06.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
a person's arm with a glove toy that looks like a big blue insect and has an insectoid muscleman on it

a person's arm with a glove toy that looks like a big blue insect and has an insectoid muscleman on it

looks like she's wearing this as gloves, which I respect

06.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they're my number one "fooling myself I'm eating something healthy even though it's basically just sugar" treat, and this will not stand

06.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

at the risk of sounding very old, I'm pretty sure Belvita Soft Bakes have gotten smaller

06.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stramash colour bits , have put together a little book of black and white sketches type thing more to scratch my own itch but will print some up once I work out the best way to do it.

06.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thought Bubble should also be held there

06.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Bill Callahan should play his one UK show in Edinburgh instead of in London, and it should be downstairs in the music bit at the pub 5 minutes from me

06.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Courier Z volume 2 now fully funded on Kickstarter! Got the van rolling in three days!

It's definitely happening - come on board now and get both volumes of postal parables, with 10 stories, 14 great artists and over 100 pages of weird scifi-crime adventures.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/nic...

06.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched it using Other Means, but seems there's at least two version on the you tube

06.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

which isn't a criticism, I think Ed Wood's an interesting writer!!! Give me that stuff any day over 'realistic dialogue'

06.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

didn't realise it was based on a book, but that makes sense. The film has people talking about things we're never shown and in ways that suggest the writer had things to say about concepts that aren't given a chance to be explored in the film beyond shoehorned-in Ed Wood-style weird monologues

06.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was β€œyour piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

06.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 4037 πŸ” 774 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 50
A biker played by Ted Raimi trapped in the lair of Windom Earle.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
He is asking "I mean, White Lodge, Black Lodge? I mean what's the big deal?"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
("Twin Peaks," episode 26, 1991)

A biker played by Ted Raimi trapped in the lair of Windom Earle. He is asking "I mean, White Lodge, Black Lodge? I mean what's the big deal?" ("Twin Peaks," episode 26, 1991)

Ted Raimi ain't got time for this Mythos Bullshit.

#TwinPeaks

06.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A typical ad on LinkedIn in 2026β€”confusing, embarrassing, vaguely mystical, cringe

06.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Steve Rude and Mike Baron's NEXUS! inks and colours by me

05.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a bald grey/blue man in a uniform, a woman with blonde hair and a dandy nighttime party outfit, and a man with dark hair in fancy blue/grey trousers and blue shirt

a bald grey/blue man in a uniform, a woman with blonde hair and a dandy nighttime party outfit, and a man with dark hair in fancy blue/grey trousers and blue shirt

I am all of these people

06.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
two science fiction men in sparkling blue/grey tunics with confederate caps

two science fiction men in sparkling blue/grey tunics with confederate caps

the people in the Friends of Humanity-style group wore confederate caps, as you'd expect

06.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a bald and grey man with silver eyes

a bald and grey man with silver eyes

these contact lenses looked like a nightmare to have in, and judging by the movements of the Humanoids, they were probably opaque.

06.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"NEVER HAS THE SCREEN BROUGHT YOU A MORE SHOCKING REVELATION!" "MAN'S OWN CREATION! CAN HE CONTROL MACHINES THAT PRODUCE PEOPLE?" "OUT OF WORLD WAR III CAME..." " "THE CREATION OF THE HUMANOIDS" "

"EASTMAN COLOR" then a list of actors. There're humanoids in big tubes, and some science types working on them. There's also a man clasping a woman by the arm, from behind. And a robo-face. It also has a nice white/black/salmon/red colour scheme. "WAS SHE ONE OND THE GREEN-BLOODED PEOPLE?" "WAS THIS MONSTER CREATED BY AN ELECTRONIC COMPUTER?"

"NEVER HAS THE SCREEN BROUGHT YOU A MORE SHOCKING REVELATION!" "MAN'S OWN CREATION! CAN HE CONTROL MACHINES THAT PRODUCE PEOPLE?" "OUT OF WORLD WAR III CAME..." " "THE CREATION OF THE HUMANOIDS" " "EASTMAN COLOR" then a list of actors. There're humanoids in big tubes, and some science types working on them. There's also a man clasping a woman by the arm, from behind. And a robo-face. It also has a nice white/black/salmon/red colour scheme. "WAS SHE ONE OND THE GREEN-BLOODED PEOPLE?" "WAS THIS MONSTER CREATED BY AN ELECTRONIC COMPUTER?"

enjoyed this very talky and dreary film, with a central X-Menny not-thought-through 'metaphor for racial intolerance' theme they abandon when it doesn't fit the story anymore

06.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support for Karla's Myomectomy Surgery, organized by Karla C (EspaΓ±ol: navegar hasta abajo) English: Help Karla Fund Urgent Surgery fo… Karla C needs your support for Support for Karla's Myomectomy Surgery

This is the link for the GoFundMe πŸ˜“
Any help is appreciated thanks : ' )

gofund.me/5e0bdf39b

05.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 285 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 8

Marvel, I'll maybe be able to save some money on energy bills soon due to the weather getting warmer. Do me a 'solid' and put all the Marvel Comics Presents 'Vengeance' stories into a tpb, and I'll buy it second-hand. Thankyou!

05.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ending on Clink - GHOST RIDER / BLAZE: SPIRITS OF VENGEANCE #9 PAGE 12, 1993 (First Appearance of Vengence), in JamesΒ S's For Sale Comic Art Gallery Room Original Comic Art titled Ending on Clink - GHOST RIDER / BLAZE: SPIRITS OF VENGEANCE #9 PAGE 12, 1993 (First Appearance of Vengence), located in James's For Sale Comic Art Gallery (2200576)

buy me this www.comicartfans.com/GalleryPiece...

05.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Often fun to see Big Event scenes where superheroes stand about in a Control Room having the plot summarised to them. The one in this is a bit underwhelming, needs 45 more cameos

05.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

current toilet book is #2 (lolz) of DC's 'Invasion' event from the olden days. The American superheroes just broke a ceasefire in it, which seems uncool!!!

05.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My position on the Green Lantern TV show is that Green Lantern being good as a character is entirely dependent on whoever's drawing it, but the TV show's not being drawn by anyone so it's probably not my bag

05.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1