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@magnumarcanum.com

he/him, reluctant Texan, Goonhammer contributor

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i discovered The Sounds Resource

06.09.2025 13:17 πŸ‘ 2022 πŸ” 842 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3

this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

08.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 2461 πŸ” 535 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2
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so uh, Happy 40th Anniversary of there being only one.

What kept you?

08.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just instant definition on the metals and it runs into the recesses well so it’s going to be really easy to clean it up and do highlights

08.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was skeptical of the whole Vallejo True Metallic Metal line but I'm trying out the silver now and the shade paint that comes with it is sooooo good

08.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going β€œwow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

07.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 4872 πŸ” 1336 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 56

The Strangers (2008) was way better than I thought it would be. Liv Tyler picks up the whole movie and carries it on her back though so I don’t have much hope for the other four.

07.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ty for the reminder

07.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck, there are five and now I’ve gotta track down β€œprey at night” which I’m sure is high quality

07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the smartest kids on earth. They're winners. This is the true Art of the Deal. They let Trump write books about business and he lost money on gambling. Is it wrong to open a lemonade stand next to a construction site? It is not. Supply and demand baby. Get. That. Paper.

07.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 885 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 3

I know I shouldn't watch all four Strangers movies but I might just spend this weekend doing it anyway

07.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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remember, anyone could be a stand user.

31.12.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 2293 πŸ” 863 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 10

with everything else going on it feels kind of trivial to complain β€œwork is kicking my ass” but despite everything jobs stay kicking your ass

06.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

2026 nuclear family memeβ€” featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 12444 πŸ” 2579 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 79

Ai boosters are misinformation peddlers who have been lying about this since 2023 when they lied and said gpt 4 tricked a Taskrabbit into solving a captcha (it didn’t do this btw). These lies have enriched other liars and killed people and they are responsible

06.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 973 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 0
Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

06.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 2241 πŸ” 880 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 34
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate.
In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate.
A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership.
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

www.wsj.com/business/med...

06.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 4379 πŸ” 882 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 227

If I wanted to buy bad remasters I'd be feasting, but unfortunately,

05.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My orange creamsicle cat eggsy sitting on a soft pink kid’s chair

My orange creamsicle cat eggsy sitting on a soft pink kid’s chair

All hail Eggsy, King of the Creamsicles, the Oranges, and The First Kitties

04.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1941 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 7

i don’t think i know anyone who would be interested in more firefly at this point and if one was i think that’s one of those things you’d keep to yourself and never tell anyone about

05.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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My British foraging party are engaging across the back paddock. They’ve spied some tasty pillaging treats!

05.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings.

Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.

05.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 3867 πŸ” 859 πŸ’¬ 216 πŸ“Œ 294
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SFZERO2 x VSAV
Poster for Texas Showdown 2026

I'll have them for sale at my booth there!

(The tournaments for these games will be hosted by @guilewinquote.bsky.social if you're going to TXS check us out!)

05.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 323 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 9

There's not actually a hyphen there but they know who I mean

05.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Doing my best

05.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow

05.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 571 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

The first joke in the trailer is about pronouns, so that tells you exactly what they mean when they say they’re attacking cancel culture

05.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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By treating the past with reverence, Resident Evil Requiem loses its profane bite Resident Evil Requiem treats its past with too much reverence, undermining the mystery and blasphemy so crucial to great horror.

Wrote a bit about Resident Evil Requiem and how it's part of a long-term horror trend of reboots and re-visitations which are more nostalgic than terrifying.

05.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

The apology video is already up and it’s exactly what you’d expect

05.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0