Dunkin’ has to lie opportunity to reply with “Safer than doing coke off a toilet seat.”
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Dunkin’ has to lie opportunity to reply with “Safer than doing coke off a toilet seat.”
“But our other contestants will get a lifetime supply of Feastables!”
Each participant gets a single chocolate bar with a cyanide pill inside. Sighing, they all dig out the pill and throw the chocolate away.
“This challenge is sponsored by the Blu-Ray release of ‘Argo’ - use the link in the description & discount code ‘Mr. Beast of Babylon’ for 10% off!”
We were making too many domestically, we had to shift some production back overseas.
Oh, and the same episode with Bashir & Garak also had T’Pol too.
Travis Mayweather got a shout-out (and a high school named after him) on the Strange New Worlds/Lower Decks crossover.
O’Brien was declared Starfleet’s most significant figure in the far future on Lower Decks, which also had Bashir in a long term relationship with Garak.
Lower Decks gets it.
The same Ross douche-hat that endorses Bronze Age Pervert’s book?
I am shocked. This is my shocked reaction.
My dear sainted wife:
“I think someone at the WBC has a teensy crush on him.”
Wait, so the guy who everybody thought was an asshole but he started doing something good turned out to be still an asshole?
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Serious question: did he have a stroke?
Uh, Bob, if this is your password, I think you need to change it.
(Also, it’s been great seeing you on Starfleet Academy!)
I looked at the article and got this ad…
I don’t know how many of my followers are Bay Area locals, but y’all need to be safe next weekend.
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This @batmanofsanjose.bsky.social, who looks out for the South Bay homeless in many ways.
Superheroes do exist.
This is not a knee-jerk reaction, but this is almost certainly a caption written by GenAI. I say it because I’ve seen it make this exact mistake before: one of my clients is a published academic, and ChatGPT said his spouse was the person he co-authored several books with.
ChatGPTum delenda est.
Because they’re not interested in governing. They’re interested in fundraising.
They fundraise more as the “powerless” opposition.
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Also, per Wikipedia:
READ.
THE.
FUCKING.
ROOM.
The swing voter is a myth. Voter *turnout* is what wins or loses elections.
Currently $7 on Apple Books.
That would be the charitable interpretation. But between overly credulous reporters and my low opinion of anyone associated with ICE, I’m not inclined to be charitable.
“More than 25 years of experience”
ICE has existed for less than 23 years.
Some other people I follow are comparing it to the dowsing rod that used as a bomb detector in Iraq.
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“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
a poorly drawn cat sitting upright, mouth open, breathing a flame just like a tiny dragon
a cat sitting on a window ledge at sunset with its mouth open, perfectly aligned with a bright streak of sunlight so it looks like its breathing fire
my armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail is a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!
The judge banging his gavel and calling for order as the courtroom erupts in angry shouts: “Counsel! I would remind you of the precedent in Paxton v. Pullman.”
Politicians: this is how you do it. It’s this simple.
And if I need to appeal to your desire to be re-elected: When Barbara Lee was the sole vote against the 2001 AUMF in Iraq, she secured my vote her for the rest of her career. I don’t even need to think about it.
The “law” ICE is there to enforce is the PATRIOT Act. Does that make it simple?
It’s calculated. If the protestor approaches him, he can say that he warned the protestor and thus justify force used against the protestor.
They actually teach them shit like this.
Wisely the protestor doesn’t take the bait, and does not move forward.