Song Parody Ethan

If they could figure out a way to have a required civics test to vote that wasn't administered unfairly, I might support it.

Is there any amount of stock market freefall that will get lobbyists for billionaires to start pushing for impeachment?

That makes a lot more sense since she was also working there

The original Chester Cheetah

Smile by Uncle Kracker has invaded my head somehow. I don't think I've heard it in years

I think I'd especially want to avoid that

That's the last full show I watched too. Hopefully not stuck with Glem.

At first I read this as "I am just killing mommy"

20 hours later, I assume he's asleep again

The only potential value to such a debate might be to see who to block

During high school gym class about 25 years ago, I made three consecutive shots into a basketball hoop from about ten feet past half court.

A bottle of Home Freshening Spray with a lady with a bucket full of sticks of butter on it: "Who Told You This Was Butter? Do Not Eat!" "You thought this was butter? I can't believe you thought this was butter... This is definitely not butter!"

She lived in a nursing home to be able to attend high school?

Recently had my 1st apple of 2026

My grandfather lied about his age to enlist in the Navy in 1944. He stayed there for about 15 years, and said he was in the Scouts and Raiders. Then he worked for Pfizer for about 30 years despite a 7th grade education.

Is a combo over rice and a chopped cheese in the same day a good idea?

Probably not.

But I've walked about 7 miles today and I'm hungry.

She has two friends who follow the same health influencers

They're the alkaline trio

It is also a top rule for Clyde Frazier basketball commentary

What is Love Potion #9?

I wasn't familiar with the DFC, but sounds like it's about to be bankrupt

For the last full show I watched. Otherwise I'm in Los Angeles questioning an endless series of answers

Las Vegas around a bunch of ridiculous lawyers

Just accidentally napped for over an hour. Don't really feel better

Skyline in Queens, NY, with what looks like a cloud making a vertical wall in the sky.

What is going on with the sky right now in NYC?

Are you sure you wanna start that fire?

What is Pailau?

What is "Don't fall off Mt. Hood?"

Who is the Cave Mime?

Bluesky seems divided between people who wish their posts were more visible and those who wish random commenters would leave them alone, and there's no way for us to switch.

*America kicks a hornet’s nest*

Republicans: Let’s praise Trump for having the guts to kick a hornet’s nest

Sane people: What’s the plan after kicking the nest?

Republicans: Why can’t you just be happy he kicked the nest?