Skip, the Online Raccoon

thank you 🫡

yeah its definitely not the dog, its the owner. they’re naturally protective, but that protection can either be attacking someone, or protecting your children when you’re gone. all depends on the owner.

very bold of you to post your breakfast like this, catbus

mf is gonna arrest you

lets not forget the fact that they have a secret code word, that could literally be anything, it could be fucking “ice cream” and he’s trained to attack whatever is in front of him. you wanted dessert and now your kid is dead.

adopting a pet is always a good thing, but people who adopt retired police dogs are crazy to me, like you’re willingly adopting a 4-legged racist with teeth and bringing him into your home.

Mcdonalds should get rid of the Happy Meal and make a Stressed Out Meal, ya know? to get with the times.

Sir Dumb Shit Fuck Stick, of Camelot

that… that is admittance of guilt in committing a crime. written proof.

the lyrics from the song Silly Me by ALL, which suggest a problematic age gap lol: "[Verse 1] I'm sorry I corrupted you And took away your youth I'm sorry you remember it that way I remember it was true love And you can never take that away from me No matter how your friends and your family Tried to put the blame on me"

hmmm...... seems bad

Sir Cow-Of-Bung, of Camelot

thank you, that book came to me when i was on LSD, and also pissing

nobody is a chatgpt genius. if you use AI you’re a fucking fool.

i can’t imagine what it must be like to not be a genius

thank you

she’s been this way for years. she refuses to change it.

(glorilla adlib voice) yea YEA! RILLA!

she’s the pioneer that engineered an entire field of bangers about a day

gotta gotta gotta get down on fridayyy

i’m making up a song about friday in my head and calling it The Goated Day Song

breakfast cocoa*

what Hole are you putting them in

wouldnt u like to know

i love it for that exact reason haha

what. is this a sex joke that im missing. thats sick. youre sick.

she puts her wine in it? haha AYOOOO.

right? how the fuck do you eat creamy peanut butter as an adult

theres none in this thread, yet

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