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@mattyost

Gay lawyer with two cats and a lot of feelings. πŸ“Έ/πŸŽ₯: mattyost_

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go piss girl

06.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

johnny flynn’s emotional ass-baring changed me

06.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you rang

06.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cooked us

06.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 270 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Already hit this phase of Trump II

06.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

fat crisis friday

06.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me but i’m tall

06.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i saw them on a free stage (!!!) at a summer music festival in wisconsin in 2008 and my gay ass was changed for the better they played the opening notes of this song and all traces of heterosexuality were vaporized

06.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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just dropped SHEMERGENCY: THE VERONICAS performing "UNTOUCHED" with a full string section in the Triple J live studio!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wva...

05.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

!!!!!!!!!!!!

06.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

crane wife crane wife crane wiiiiiiiife

06.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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drinking a greyhound

06.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

05.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 12371 πŸ” 1576 πŸ’¬ 513 πŸ“Œ 888

itinerant factory worker and high school band teacher who moonlighted as a musician

(also give it up for working grandmasβ€”pediatric intensive care nurse and part-time lunch lady/full-time chain smoker)

05.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*celebratory dalΓ©*

05.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The term ”sodomy” low key the most successful and destructive psyop of all time. Cishets took a civilization getting smote for its lack of hospitality to the poor and the stranger and deflected the blame to gay sex for like a million years and counting.

05.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 863 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 3

just extracted a massive sliver from my thumb this is a good omen for the day

05.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my body is a MACHINE that turns CHOICES into MISTAKES

04.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

me from 2004 - present

04.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NANCY MACE: What is a woman? Have you learned that lesson?

WALZ: I'm the governor of Minnesota. I'm not here to be a prop for your obsession.

04.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 23556 πŸ” 4392 πŸ’¬ 2155 πŸ“Œ 814

if i were a comms professional i would simply google basic facts about a holiday or observance before making a post about it but i guess i’m different like that

04.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

several things

04.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

like it’s perfectly fine to be disappointed and even angry that some people who purport to be religious are awful and use their misguided beliefs to justify and validate that awfulness but to take that assessment and apply it to anyone who exhibits faith whatsoever???

04.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i would be the flavor flav of the team

04.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don’t they make the horror movies?

04.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

POSH BRITISH WOMAN THAT LOOKS LIKE IF DORIAN GRAY’S PORTRAIT WAS A BRATZ DOLL: I just cahnt believe this is happening in dubahi

04.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1000 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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getting a catered lunch at work is sort of the late stage capitalism equivalent of watching a movie in class

03.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they’re working harder

02.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

went to the gym but couldn’t take a picture for hevy because there were too many boomers in the locker roomβ€”how’re you all supposed to know that my legs are still skinny

02.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0