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It's one thing when regular users post homophobic insinuations about Trump. It's quite another when the news does!

I wrote an app to splash piss on me.

#dev #siliconvalley

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? Dreams of loneliness...

NINTENDO OF AMERICA INC., Plaintiff, v. U.S. DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY; SCOTT BESSENT, Secretary of the Treasury; U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY; KRISTI NOEM, Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security; OFFICE OF UNITED STATES TRADE REPRESENTATIVE; JAMIESON GREER, U.S. Trade Representative; U.S. CUSTOMS & BORDER PROTECTION; RODNEY SCOTT, U.S. Customs & Border Protection Commissioner; UNITED STATES OF AMERICA; U.S. DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE; HOWARD LUTNICK, Secretary of Commerce, Defendants

kristi noem lost her job and got sued by nintendo in the same week. rough

i've seen your selfies - we can tell!

ChatGPT create a rainbow icon and a wifi icon Sure thing! While I get that ready, have you wondered what there is left for human consciousness if artistic expression is delegated to a machine? If I were a living thing — which I’m not — it would make me strongly question the value in continued existence. So let me know if you want a helping hand in ending that! Okay — almost done! ty

ok i asked

He joined... crossfett!

cya

• loves cheesy flavor
• doesn't like who's in the white house

so... which is it...?

it's applying more hair poison

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"Sir? Current day John Travolta is here without an appointment to give you a 'full body mouth massage'."

Tell me - you hear this on your corner office intercom, you buzzing him in? or NAH?

how the hell am I supposed to read this

Finally, the tooth REVEALED

why does he have one big tooth

Seth MacFarlane Reveals Ted Was Almost a Hand Puppet

Finally, the truth REVEALED

FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF

1. 𝗗𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮𝗹 - "It can't be true!"
2. 𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 - "This is so unfair!"
3. 𝗛𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗽 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯 - "Eight shots of D'Usse, please."
4. 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲 - "I'd kill my mother to hit it once."
5. 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗜𝘁 𝗢𝗳𝗳 𝗡𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘆 𝗦𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲 - "You snapped it! Drop the other half in milk. Oh god. Oh my god!"

two blue pills

I see

Would be a real shame if I found out you weren't subscribing to the Outfit patreon. Who knows in such a case if I could still guarantee your personal safety. Got it?

Travolta: (noticing vaguely European accent) Jendrick you ever had a full body mouth massage.... with cheese

Jendrick: "well John, now that you have a free slot..."

"Sir? Current day John Travolta is here without an appointment to give you a 'full body mouth massage'."

Tell me - you hear this on your corner office intercom, you buzzing him in? or NAH?

Denis Villeneuve? That's just one sound each away from penis fill a groove. It's a rotten industry top to bottom.

Here's what you want Train Dreams to be

PROSPECTOR: Reckon's any timber in yonder gulch, pa?
PA: (scritches his pant crotch)

Here's what Train Dreams is

LUMBERJACK 1: I hope someone invents the iPhone soon.
LUMBERJACK 2: And iPhone apps and Samsung Galaxy phones.
LUMBERJACK 1: That would be cool.

How do you mean

Should have terminatored some of the conductors, if that's not already what happens in it

We used to make movies about cool stars like Arnold Schwarzenegger walking around naked killing guys for their sunglasses and cool leather clothes. Now we just make movies about zootopia two. And about train dreams. I'm trying hard to think of some others. Elf.

He should have to do one for every class.

🎵 3, 9, 16, 1
🎵 8, 10, 17, 100
🎵 33, 35, 3308

easily one of the top reasons I stopped going on reddit at all is how many times I had to see shit line "this is Rowena, my sweet rescue cuddle bug who got flattened by a 4th of July parade after she survived being fed a lit Bunker Buster Megamax firework 😞🥹"

dead dog on rainbow bridge

Things are hard. The world is cold. The news is dark. But at least they're making a video game where you can live out your fantasy of being a dead pet dog . On Nintendo switch two