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Senior Editor @ Polygon “Aggressively amazing” President of Paddington BlueSky. Prev.: GameSpot/Fandom, THR, IGN http://www.Haynerland.com

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Middle school Chris was ELATED my guy.

06.03.2026 17:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I won a regional POGs tournament in the mid-90s. My prize was a shit ton of POGs.

05.03.2026 21:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It would be great if evil people lost their jobs the way the rest of us do.

05.03.2026 20:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Cliffs and caves was an amazing update.

05.03.2026 17:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm real tired, y'all.

03.03.2026 17:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Today, as it turns out, was my last day at Polygon. I'm sure I'll have more to rattle on about later but I'm available.

03.03.2026 16:56 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 4

Oh my God, dude, that sounds like such a foundational experience for both of you. I ABSOLUTELY love it. Got this open in a tab to read later today, now looking forward to the tale. :)

03.03.2026 15:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just want to retire on that photo/autograph combo package.

And so, I will continue to advocate for my creative friends to name things after me.

03.03.2026 14:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just want to be famous enough to make a decent living on the con circuit, but not famous enough that anyone outside of a con knows who I am.

03.03.2026 14:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It was that for me until I found myself smashing my head against the wall trying to progress. I...never made it to the final room.

03.03.2026 14:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Lego Smart Play is here, new Star Wars sets hit stores Smart Play, Lego's latest innovation, is in stores now

Smart Play, Lego's latest innovation, is in stores now

02.03.2026 18:01 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

They'll get those P+ subscriptions up, regardless of how many people have to be fired to make it happen.

02.03.2026 16:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Scary Movie trailer is one of the least funny things I've seen in quite a while. Which is saying something, given the state of the world.

02.03.2026 16:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm ready for a Wrestlemania blood feud between Chelsea Green and Danhausen.

02.03.2026 15:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chewed gum today do the first time in 13 years. Cinnamon gum is way better than I remember.

01.03.2026 21:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

28.02.2026 16:00 👍 17014 🔁 6538 💬 469 📌 550

A whole bunch of war crimes happened overnight. I wonder if literally anyone will be held accountable?

28.02.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dozens of U.S. strikes on Iran. Dunno what to say now other than my thoughts are with the Iranian civilians under fire. What a nightmare.

28.02.2026 07:22 👍 4768 🔁 1054 💬 54 📌 6
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Fallout 76 is getting an alien invasion Rip Daring is back and he brought a full-scale UFO invasion with him

Rip Daring is back and he brought a full-scale UFO invasion with him

26.02.2026 22:00 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

There you go. An overt technofascist Trump ally will now own CBS, CNN, HBO, Paramount, Warner Brothers, Discovery, and a big chunk of TikTok

26.02.2026 23:01 👍 2329 🔁 1075 💬 118 📌 80
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The Handbasket 100% independent journalism by Marisa Kabas

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media.

Off the top of my head:

www.thehandbasket.co
404media.co
www.garbageday.email

Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

26.02.2026 23:46 👍 9581 🔁 3151 💬 524 📌 116

I wanna know if I can rent out the water tower.

27.02.2026 00:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This game is horrible don’t do it.

27.02.2026 00:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
in 1983, 90% of U.S. media was spread across 50 companies. in 2012, it's these six Comcast, Newscorp, Disney, Viacom, Time Warner, CBS

in 1983, 90% of U.S. media was spread across 50 companies. in 2012, it's these six Comcast, Newscorp, Disney, Viacom, Time Warner, CBS

in 2012, it was six. now it's four.

26.02.2026 23:39 👍 1083 🔁 470 💬 16 📌 29

Netflix not getting Warner Bros is actually the worse of the two options. Lol

27.02.2026 00:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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block on sight

25.02.2026 21:54 👍 658 🔁 128 💬 13 📌 34

The president is a war criminal, as are those enabling him.

25.02.2026 19:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching Below Deck instead. Felt like watching something genuine.

25.02.2026 02:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The URL for the official website of Disney World is disneyworld.disney.go.com. Like, that's a nutty URL for something like Disney World.

22.02.2026 19:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Disney ended the Go.com experiment in 2001. And yet...

22.02.2026 19:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0