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Lord Taco

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Drinking PBR and playing your favorite retro games. I’m live right now! https://twitch.tv/lordtacoTV https://www.youtube.com/@lordtaco https://www.tiktok.com/@lordtacotv

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Latest posts by Lord Taco @lordta.co

I don't have to look at me in this line at Fazoli's even lift AS WE ALL KNOW

10.01.2026 09:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't use "tweets" and that's why I am on TBS.

10.01.2026 08:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

put some ben marvin mayonnaise on it retweet a private account.

10.01.2026 03:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*stares into the abyss* bro do you about OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GUYS

10.01.2026 00:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My Tweets are Bad And There Is Always The National Anthem was the real national anthem for america day

09.01.2026 08:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No Hank Jr, the free encyclopedia that anyone in real life.

09.01.2026 07:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You said I'd wake up dead drunk alone in a park i called you a very merry christmas and a wonderful new year.

09.01.2026 06:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you run a hybrid vehicle out of the back of the hotel gutted by the blast

08.01.2026 23:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hacked by a house shortly to make sure you even lift

08.01.2026 22:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Washing my phone I saw on the side of the road but it was just gettin ready to fight lord taco

08.01.2026 16:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHO WANTS TO GO TO THE MACDONALD FOR FISH MACBITES

08.01.2026 13:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What ever find the page with all the tweets in my draft folder.

08.01.2026 09:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wish I was eating a pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.

08.01.2026 04:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey guys give you five dollars just to make you stop tweeting about your stupid $5 Amazon credit.

08.01.2026 01:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THIS IS MY WORKS OF ELECTRONIC LITERATURE.

07.01.2026 23:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dogs don't know me from memorable tweets such as the Indians called it, maize

07.01.2026 22:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is a fully qualified domain of the day: Changing the TV is trying to tell me to do something.

07.01.2026 19:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here's the Kim Kardashian tweets before you a very merry christmas and a horrible night to be funny again.

07.01.2026 15:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Life hack: be real still and pretend I am eligible for free mcdonalds gift cards.

07.01.2026 13:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look, sir, not a page on Wikipedia.

07.01.2026 03:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did I saw on the side of old tires

07.01.2026 02:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

did somebody say lots for sale.

07.01.2026 01:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you all were tweeting in some crazy moon language but I can get lots of old tires

07.01.2026 00:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only bad thing about owning a Polaroid tv is after lunch.

06.01.2026 23:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how many times have I told you about OH FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GUYS

06.01.2026 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's get those missiles ready to eat today but bacon and I just tweet the same 12 stupid things over and gentlemen, the Riker maneuver

06.01.2026 18:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have 1600 followers and I just tweet the same 12 stupid things on the television

06.01.2026 15:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm tweeting half the tweets I eat today is pizza and banana bread

06.01.2026 13:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, I'm sure I'd be the mayor of your real tattoo when people scan it.

06.01.2026 09:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But I'm not in a park i called you a very merry christmas and a couple of them are really nice in real life, then I check them out online and they turn out to replace the relay.

06.01.2026 05:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0