I need a spa day, a solo trip, nails, toes, hair, lash, facial, massage, a hot yoga class, a walk in the sun, a good book, time at the beach, my house cleaned AGAIN, a grocery store run, a Range Rover… and I need it all right fucking now or i’m about to scream
Listen, you never want to fight the nigga that turns down requests for peace.
Exactlyyyyy
They DO be fine 😭 me and my friends were just saying HPD gotta have some type of criteria that only allows fine, tall, and freaked out ones into the academy 😭
Security and police in Houston never doing their job 😂😭 all they do is get a fresh cut and flirt with all the baddies when they walking in
😭😭😭 omg I HATE prospect smh but anyway, It’s too many niggas with Pythons out here, they are EVERYWHERE
Insane work
50/50! Sometimes they like, sometimes they don’t 😭
No oooone like pls take that big ass snake home 😭
Yesssss they be having them big ass snakes around the hookah, bottles, and hoes… and it’s at damn near every spot out here… like, how are so many niggas getting these heavy ass snakes???! !?
No lmaooo
We would be sitting here for decades if I discussed how fun but equally diabolical a 5 year relationship between me a Jamaican woman and a Dominican man is 😭😭
My favorite ex for sure though 😂
You go to any spot in Houston, TRUST it’s gone be a nigga with a python around his neck in one of the sections with people trying to pet it.. and I just truly believe, these animals should not be that accessible 😭
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This what happens when you date a Dominican
You’re supposed to kiss with your eyes open and tangle your eyelashes together and open your lids and touch the balls together and accidentally steal each other’s contact lenses. That’s true intimacy.
Time to get my steps in + listen to a good audiobook 😌
Why do we bash “deadbeat” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
Yall acting like Selena had his whole foot in her mouth 😭😭😭
Michelle being connected to Obama???? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Michelle being connected to literally any other black man out here???
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The issue is, there absolutely IS value in being connected to a great/exceptional man. Veryyyyyyy few of those.
If you find one that’s just “good” (not alot of that either), a good man possesses qualities of the average woman and when we already have sisterhood… Truly what would be the benefit??
Yes 😂😭
Perioddddd
See I don’t use my teeth like that lmfao I don’t want the grissle 😂
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drums are for people with Rottweiler teeth!!!
Money
Sunlight
A clean home
Well seasoned + cooked meals
Freshly washed & dried sheets
Seeing my friends & laughing w/ them
Falling in love
Reading!!
