Fuck it I’m eating my feelings in Taco Bamba, drinking my feelings in Blanton’s, and watching my feelings in Argo tonight.
06.03.2026 23:56
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Fuck it I’m eating my feelings in Taco Bamba, drinking my feelings in Blanton’s, and watching my feelings in Argo tonight.
Imagine Uday and Qusay’s last stand but they’re going down lobbing bad policy grenades.
It’s called the same tired sack of three dozen Obama-Biden appointees who are the smartest front-row kids ever (they’ll tell you, just ask), they’re never wrong, yet tragically inept and somehow actually always wrong.
It’s a fortified country club and we ain’t in it.
It’s eight minutes but well worth it.
I don’t think this is even necessarily support for the war, or even a genuine desire to get back in, so much as an opportunity to be like “look at meeeeee, I was in toooooo.”
Coffee, straight out of my nose.
Some former soldier on instagram putting his uniform on like “say the word.”
Some former soldier on instagram putting her uniform on like “in case washington calls.”
They’re so pathetic 😭
She got me for five songs at Sharky’s once. Walked my ass right over to the ATM.
I just learned about Operation NIFTY NUGGET today and it's fascinating. I wonder how we'd do, but I suspect I know.
This is going to hit American pocketbooks hard.
Nah, our whole brand is "war is war." The rest of the DoD is like a TED talk where the guy on stage is like "What if there was a technology that could make war into NOT war?" The only place we've been as stupid as everyone else is lowballing mortuary affairs.
“What Guam Defense System doing?”
I said yesterday that torpedo strike would keep Beijing up and this should keep INDOPACOM wide awake (it already does, now just more evidence)
Metagaz?
More like Outtagaz!
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So, there’s this thing called the Total Munitions Requirement and it doesn’t give a fuck if you can bench press 315.
I’m getting a hot dog tomorrow at lunch. It’s been a week, man.
Deep cut.
How I arrived on Bluesky
And the Moon and Mercury have *not* been helpful.
There’s truly little sadder than all these people posting pictures/clips of them trying on their old uniforms with captions like “I got one more deployment left in me” or “in case Washington calls” for clout.
It’s over. Let it go. You’re the only one who gives a shit about your 2005 deployment.
*They're!
There are a lot of losers that hit their ceilings in the foreign service and civil service long ago who are now on their way to comfortable ambassadorships and choice jobs because they proved themselves to be willing lapdogs for these assholes.
And bear in mind, just as with the RIFs, this is not a small cabal of politicals alone. There not that capable and omnipotent. There's a huge group of willing career collaborators who are going far above and beyond what's appropriate for career civil servants and foreign service officers.
They absolutely cannot fathom that people just want to serve their fucking country as nonpartisan civil servants because they themselves are completely incapable of doing so. It’s inconceivable to them. There is no service ethos. To them, everything is only a means in service to the pursuit of power
Hell yes.
This guy has been replaying the 2011 WHCA dinner in his head on a nonstop loop every day for 15 years and finally thinks this time he gets to be the conquering hero.
Netanyahu to the U.S. Congress, 2002: "If you take out Saddam, Saddam's regime, I guarantee you that it will have enormous positive reverberations on the region."
His grandfather was an accomplished architect and his mother a restaurateur who is his oyster farm’s only customer but sure if a white man has a job suddenly he’s working class.
I’m calling this ‘Star Trek: 90210’
mf thinks he’s eisenhower
