Chris B

Bollocko?

Still have a tomato and salad cream sandwich on white bread now and then - an almost perfect sandwich (Heinz chip sauce is pretty much salad cream but with a bit more pickleness)

“Babylon and …..ting”

Joules for (middle management)hikers

Which does happen with coffee producers

Came here to say this - is a fantastic drop

Much better match for M today, 4-2 win over Sheffield schoolgirls, put a right shift in and drifted a goal in from the wing

Where structural masonry becomes architectural expression the stunning new belvedere at Begijnhof Hasselt, Belgium.

Where structural masonry becomes architectural expression the stunning new belvedere at Begijnhof Hasselt, Belgium.

Get a Japanese toilet, absolutely wonderful, a highlight of the trip

Well, they Veo the game so there is a possibility that we can watch it back

Sin binned in last 5 minutes fo chipping off after being brought down while running through to shoot, no pen

Oh my life - ref today is the ref that had his shoes violated and went viral….

She had to come off to give her head a wobble after he pulled her up for four fouls that she’ll never normally get called for

Proper #grassroots with a tree overhanging the pitch

The only extra I’m allowing is extra fruit. But also - fuck off with those hard, worthy-feeling buns - they have to be pappy and soft

Grassroots in Scarborough tomorrow, oh joy - always a bit…. Needley

The year is 2027, my house is being bombed after AI searches of everyone's posting history upset an elderly paedophile and his drunk moron mate. With my dying energy I type "these are not serious people" and post it to Bluesky dot com where it receives 2 likes.

If I could wear your jacket by them is a big old favourite of mine

Soup in cartons, not in tins

Jolly great banter with great great mates. Pádel at Nine

Allusions to racisms, cancellations and conspiracy theories (that happen to be a bit racist)

A few colleagues went to see him at the O2 last weekend, apparently he was in fine form and his voice was super strong (and did a Rush and a push), but there a few moments that caused a bit of a “errrrrrr mate” from the crowd

I put a two hour wash on - done in 45 minutes, can’t win

#OnThisDay

1981 Ceremony by New Order released

Ceremony was a Joy Division song

It was released as New Order’s debut single

And after Gillian Gilbert joined it was re-recorded with her on guitar

100% vinyl mix👇https://www.mixcloud.com/The_Vinyl_Arrears/vinyl-arrears-wc-2nd-march/

How very 90s City. I totally missed that he went to Palace.

I think that might be the first time I’ve seen a carb next to your steak….

“B b b b b but he’s got POTENTIAL!”

I remember a v drunken conversation with a city supporting mate who told me constantly that calling him ”Lee Badbuy” was a total disrespect to a top quality player. All I could do was just laugh at him as he got redder and redder.

(I’ve spent the last 2.5 days in workshops and now I’m sat watching an “all hands”…..)

RIP your oversized stack of post-its