HAPPY ST PIRAN'S DAY.
Piran or Pyran (Cornish: Peran; Latin: Piranus), died c. 480, was a 5th-century Cornish abbot and saint, possibly of Irish origin.
He famously single-handedly drove all scones with jam atop the clotted cream from the County of Cornwall, armed only with a butter knife.
I would pay zero money to see that 😂
I was opposed to the war with every fibre of my being. So now that I discover it's been framed as a Holy War, I'm gonna need tons more fibre to oppose it with.
Trump's definitely a Deadly Ass
They're rebooting CAPTAIN CAVEMAN for modern audiences!
THE INDEPENDENT: You can always tell when a PM's days are numbered.
ME: Unless you're a PM.
Just read that the DOW is set to plummet. Yikes. That was the only thing keeping Bondi from investigating the Epstein Files.
The World Police are corrupt as fuck and operating without an Internal Affairs Division.
Amrael. It's just a portmanteau of America and Israel. But it doesn't half sound like the name of a fucking demon.
"Our bombs are now smarter than our President."
John Stewart.
The administration owes her 8 months of her life. Or, given that they can't give that back, compensation.
A PSA from Thomas Massie:
Farage says under a Reform UK government, only British citizens would be allowed to vote.
1) That's the law already, so not much of a reform.
2) What he actually means:
A disgrace to humanity
The world continues to keep me supplied in material to discuss with my therapist.
yay
Starmer: "UK planes are operating in the skies over the Middle East today."
FFS, WHY? There's a war on and Starmer was getting a bad case of FOMO?
That Nobel Peace prize must be so close now.
Filmed in 4K to really highlight every bead of sweat
And it strikes me: that's not gonna be funny any more.
Show that to younger folks and they'll be like, "Yeah, I can do that too!" As they reach.for their phones and start typing in prompts to ChatGPT. "I can do that while I'm watching this old comedy sketch."
In the middle of a discussion about AI, for some reason my mind goes back to Morecambe & Wise sketches where Ernie says things like, "Oh, I've got a spare five minutes, I think I'll write a play."
A new episode of World of Telly is now available wherever you get your podcasts. This month we're watching UFO, the sci-fi classic from 1970. The video version of this episode is currently in a copyright dispute so please watch it while you can! youtu.be/kgpJJzg_1S4
Sir Oink A Lot fared poorly because of rumoured close links with David Cameron back in the day.
At this rate he might even defect to Reform
Well done, Greens!
As for Starmer, I feel like giving him my best Bruce Forsyth impersonation: "Didn't he do well!". With, you know, just a dash of irony.
Farage claims high levels of illegal family voting in Gorton & Denton by-election.
Comment, not from me: "Family voting was probably Reform voters helping each other spell X correctly."
Love it.
Does that put you in the files?
So, how was the speech from Rambling Don Trumpo?
Or is it still going?
It may be the Year Of The Horse but I bet like last year it will Drag-on
Will there be an alternative State Of The Union where the performer speaks English?
Viola loves to burrow under blankets and into duvets, but normally objects to having blankets laid over her. It's all about freewill. Yesterday though she submitted to the unsolicited covering and embraced the comfort.
