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Karla Pacheco!

@thekarlapacheco

Comics, video games, and other artisanal lies for money. Made Spider-Woman throw a kid off a boat, put the Punisher in hot pants TWICE. I pronounce it "blue-skee"

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Hmm.

(Also, check your dang messages)

04.03.2026 06:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn. Karlos Rosé would have been a killer burlesque/drag name for me back in the day.

04.03.2026 05:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I sure did! Welcome to heck!

04.03.2026 05:56 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/choo...

04.03.2026 05:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well Randy mentioned something then I said something then Randy sent us this picture.

Totes normal progression of events.

04.03.2026 05:18 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gonna be a fun time. For us. Possibly for Randy. Definitely for us though!

04.03.2026 04:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We haven't even done character creation yet, and @choochoobear.bsky.social is already forced to deal with our (my) bullshit

04.03.2026 04:43 👍 59 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1
Barda barely fitting in a little dog chair, while leaning into her regular sized dog bed

Barda barely fitting in a little dog chair, while leaning into her regular sized dog bed

Barda barely fitting in a little dog chair. She looks ridiculous.

Barda barely fitting in a little dog chair. She looks ridiculous.

Barda hiding on a teal velvet sofa

Barda hiding on a teal velvet sofa

Barda in the one bed she's supposed to be in, and actually fits

Barda in the one bed she's supposed to be in, and actually fits

Listen. Dogs have a rotation of beds, and we are helpless to stop them.

03.03.2026 03:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A very stoic dog staring at you over a plate of popcorn

A very stoic dog staring at you over a plate of popcorn

American Gothic ass dog would like your popcorn

03.03.2026 03:08 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

!!!!

02.03.2026 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm sobbing, Jordan

02.03.2026 19:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh also in between those two pictures she got up and picked up all her toys and carefully arranged them in the dog bed before getting back into the baby chair.

Bless our ND Terrier.

02.03.2026 19:13 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Barda curled up in a fancy dog chair she barely fits in, while staring at a much roomier and achievable dog bed

Barda curled up in a fancy dog chair she barely fits in, while staring at a much roomier and achievable dog bed

Barda curled up in a fancy dog chair she barely fits in, snoozing on a tiny custom throw pillow. Because I'm ridiculous.

Barda curled up in a fancy dog chair she barely fits in, snoozing on a tiny custom throw pillow. Because I'm ridiculous.

Full ass dog bed right there, but baby wants the baby chair.

I am deceaséd. RIP me.

02.03.2026 19:08 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Barda's fat ass curled up into the tiny baby chair she doesn't even fit into

Barda's fat ass curled up into the tiny baby chair she doesn't even fit into

Columbos back...

NO.

02.03.2026 19:04 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Eeeheehee let's do it

02.03.2026 03:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Randy, might I ask you to DM me and Stuntdiiick?

02.03.2026 03:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

NO! I'M YOUNG AND VIBRANT AND POKEMON JUST CAME OUT LAST YEAR GODDAMMIT!

02.03.2026 03:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kory. Why did you decide to hurt me with this information?

I saw the first movie in the theater and SOBBED when I was an ADULT.

02.03.2026 03:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She knows

02.03.2026 03:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A VERY JUDGEY STAFFORDSHIRE TERRIER LOOKS AT YOU

A VERY JUDGEY STAFFORDSHIRE TERRIER LOOKS AT YOU

You got judged, ahole

02.03.2026 03:03 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

That's why we named her Barda!

02.03.2026 02:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yeh, it's a 10lb cinderblock on top of a dog

02.03.2026 02:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A silver grey Staffordshire Terrier with incredibly perky ears stares at you whilst sitting upon a teal velvet couch. There's a Lego orchid in the foreground. Nothing you could ever imagine will make your life nicer than this.

A silver grey Staffordshire Terrier with incredibly perky ears stares at you whilst sitting upon a teal velvet couch. There's a Lego orchid in the foreground. Nothing you could ever imagine will make your life nicer than this.

Majestic fucking dumambass

02.03.2026 02:48 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
A very judgey Staffordshire Terrier is giving you the HARSHEST side-eye. Like, it flensed you to the bone. Sorry about that. Don't look her in the eyes!

A very judgey Staffordshire Terrier is giving you the HARSHEST side-eye. Like, it flensed you to the bone. Sorry about that. Don't look her in the eyes!

If u wanna get judged and found wanting tonight, I know a place

02.03.2026 01:54 👍 90 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

Stop needling me!

02.03.2026 00:54 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

[emery strawberry joke goes here]

02.03.2026 00:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did they not see my cute dog pictures? Why would they say that!!!??

02.03.2026 00:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

POINT taken

02.03.2026 00:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Too far, Ken. Too far.

02.03.2026 00:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

KEN. I SEWED THINGS.

My commit to the bit knows no bounds.

02.03.2026 00:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0