Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.
I do not like him. He should stop.
Why is that bald MasterChef judge so sassy
You're right
That's exactly the dick he would have
You're 100% correct
Anyone who wears rigid ball stretchers long term (metal or plastic)
I need help with some data points!
Can you tell me both:
-the inner diameter of the stretcher
-Circumference of your balls at the widest.
Personally I wear a 34mm diameter and have 205mm circumference balls
36mm stretcher inner diameter
225mm balls circumference
You mean a guiche?
Or like
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Like
*hole* hole
I do not care what size the dick is as long as I get to play with it 🙏🏾
size queens are such a turn off. it’s one thing to appreciate a big dick, it’s another to shame & exclude those that aren’t and act like you’re too good for average sized men. irks me to my core bc i can’t stand body shamers. if u exclude others, i exclude you 🤷🏻♂️
The night before my 50th birthday a man in a black cloak is going to hand me a single red rose. Crows will follow me for the rest of the night.
This feels like a threat
Honestly you're right
As a bi I would simply take notice of all the shit about dudes that pissed me off and simply didn't do that.
It was so easy fr
I mean "ruin your life" as in "you cum 50 times at once and mindbreak"
Not even in my top 50 weirdest questions
Bro 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Lighting in this bathroom was crazy
If you're an artist, sure. If not, please don't spend money on me 😅
Get yourself something instead 😁
No
Not like this
I am going to come to your house and hurt you
I am once again angry at @bananadaboi.bsky.social for the Jar Jar comic
Oh my god I'm simping so hard
No it just makes me angry
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Caged boners feel fucking weird
🕳️
I believe you
Oh your mom used to say that too huh
Idk who needs to hear this but "musty" is not a sexy word.
It is the opposite of a sexy word.
Please don't describe yourself as that if you want a positive response.
I was stuck in traffic and very much needed a bathroom
I fully believe that
